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101 Long Movies
"elder brother."
"Brother! Wake up!"
"You fucking time-traveled and you're still sleeping like a log!"
Lu Mingze roared in frustration.
Lu Mingfei sat in the second-to-last row of seats against the wall, with a window to his left and the sound of cicadas chirping outside.
The students in the classroom sported brightly colored hair and used various methods to get through this boring history class. Many of them, like Lu Mingfei, slept on their desks.
"Um..." An old man stood on the podium, reading from his book: "Humanity thus faced its greatest test. In the last year of the 20th century, a giant meteorite from space crashed into Antarctica."
What?! A cataclysmic event? Where's America, the world's beacon? Where are your deep-sea oil drillers? This movie was made in 1998, and now that a real meteorite is coming, you're just going to do nothing?!
"Antarctic glaciers melted in an instant, sea levels rose, the Earth's axis tilted, and abnormal climates ravaged the world, threatening the survival of life. In this way, thousands of species, along with half of humanity, disappeared forever."
Listen up, Lu Mingfei, history class is the most important!
"This is the well-known Second Shock: economic collapse, ethnic conflict, civil war... the survivors endured a terrible nightmare."
The second impact... was there even a first impact? What was the first impact? The extinction of the dinosaurs?
"However, in just 15 years, a mere 15 years, we have revived to this extent. This is not only due to the advantages of humanity, but also the result of the blood, sweat, and hard work of your parents."
Haha, humans...
"That concludes today's lesson."
"Stand up and salute."
As soon as the bell rang, the once lifeless classroom suddenly became lively.
"It's so hot, where's the remote control..." Lu Mingfei sat up groggily, reached out to touch a familiar spot, and suddenly touched the pillow.
"Hmm? Why is the pillow so warm?"
"Ah!" A girl's scream suddenly rang in my ears, "Lu, Lu-kun..."
"Ah!" Lu Mingfei was startled by the girl's scream. When he opened his eyes, he saw that his wicked right hand was actually touching the girl's butt next to him!
"W-West Marseille!" Lu Mingfei bowed quickly, uttering a sentence in Japanese.
"It's a big deal..." the girl said softly, her face flushed.
Huh? Lu Mingfei stared blankly at the girl in front of him, then looked around at the unfamiliar surroundings. Was he dreaming?
Seeing Lu Mingfei staring at her without blinking, the girl's face grew increasingly red. "Lu-kun..."
Let's walk home together after school.
"Hi..." Lu Mingfei didn't know why he could speak Japanese, but he didn't have time to think about those details at the moment.
It really was a dream. It seems I've been waiting for news from Chen Wenwen for so long that I even dreamt of a girl who looks like her.
But since it's a dream, why can't I just dream about Chen Wenwen directly?
Lu Mingfei and Ichinose Shizuku walked slowly and deliberately on the cobblestone path behind the school. Lu Mingfei suddenly realized how agonizingly long this path was. He had to deal with this Japanese version of Chen Wenwen, and also figure out how to wake up. If he didn't wake up soon, he wouldn't be able to handle it!
"Hey, where do you want to work, Mr. Lu?" Ichinose Shizuku asked.
Job? What job? High school students go straight to work without going to university? Oh, this is Japan, where underachievers don't go to university and just become working adults.
"Whatever, as long as someone wants me," Lu Mingfei said.
Unexpectedly, even in my dream, he was a loser.
Will you stay in Tokyo-3?
Third New Tokyo City? What does it mean?
"Stay, staying in the city is best," Lu Mingfei said, feeling that he wasn't yet familiar with the dream's setting.
Ichinose Shizuku smiled silently and gave a soft "hmm".
The two walked silently with their heads down. Lu Mingfei counted his steps, feeling happy, thinking that he and Chen Wenwen could walk like this in real life.
"Hey, our Lu Mingfei is in a relationship." Someone on the other end said jokingly.
Lu Mingfei looked up in surprise. The mature woman opposite him was wearing a jacket, had purple hair, and looked to be in her early twenties.
"Your friend?" Ichinose Shizuku was slightly embarrassed, feeling intimidated by the tough-guy aura emanating from the girl in front of her.
"Mmm." Lu Mingfei stammered. This person was the older sister next door from his dreams.
"Hey! What a coincidence!" The mature older woman patted Lu Mingfei on the shoulder, winking mischievously. "This must be Ichinose-kun, right?"
"How do you know my name?" Ichinose Shizuku asked in surprise.
"Listen to what he said, he said..." The older sister suddenly widened her eyes and looked at Lu Mingfei, "By the way, you still owe me beer, right?"
What kind of development is this? Are they taking advantage of my amnesia to scam me out of money?
Welcome!
The three of them entered a 711-Eleven convenience store. Looking at the various brands of beer, Lu Mingfei asked, "What brand do you want?"
"Ebisu!"
Lu Mingfei bought oolong tea for him and Ichinose Shizuku, and as he paid, he heard a loud voice beside him: "Another spicy chicken cutlet, please!"
The three of them strolled along the cobblestone path, sipping their drinks. The two women in front started chatting, while Lu Mingfei listened from behind.
"How did you and Mr. Lu meet?" Ichinose Shizuku asked.
"We're neighbors."
"Do you have any advice for our future job choices?"
"Well..." the purple-haired older sister thought for a moment and said, "I don't have much experience either; I went straight into NERV."
"NERV!" Ichinose Shizuku exclaimed, covering her mouth in surprise. "The UN's special agency, NERV?"
What kind of premise is this? My beautiful neighbor is an international agent?
They eventually parted ways at the crossroads. Lu Mingfei always thought he was devoted to Chen Wenwen, but he never expected his tastes in his dreams to be so eclectic.
"Come back to reality! Everyone's gone, what are you standing there for?" the woman said. "I'll treat you to curry noodles tonight."
What are we eating?
"Where's the key again...?"
Lu Mingfei followed her to the apartment building and glanced at the door number while the woman was looking for her keys.
It says "Katsura" on it, and the apartment next to it has his name on it.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, I've been working too much overtime lately. Please find a seat, I'll make you some curry noodles."
Thirty minutes later.
"Ah~ Mapo tofu with beer is so refreshing!" Katsuragi's expression completely collapsed, and she was no longer the big sister she used to be.
"Did you call me over just to cook?" Lu Mingfei wondered to himself.
Sigh, even in my dreams, do I have to do housework for others?
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"Brother, are you an idiot...?"
Lu Mingze was attached to Lu Mingfei's body, and no one could hear what he said. He could only watch the protagonist make stupid mistakes, like an audience member locked in a movie theater watching a bad movie.