Reincarnated as Shino from Naruto but I'm a Girl?

80. Itachi Appears!

It’s the third day after the Konoha Crush.

The true Kazegake’s corpse is finally found. Suna officially surrenders to Konoha. Gaara, Kankuro, and Tamari return home with two Naruto clones (G and KK). I’m… not sure what will come of that.

In a private room somewhere, the Village Council refuses Danzo the position of Fifth Hokage and offers it to Jiraiya instead. Jiraiya in turn refuses the offer and advocates for Tsunade, the third member of the Sannin.

I know this happens as in the Anime because Naruko turns to me out of the blue to say, “Pervy-sage just asked me to go on a trip with him… Umm, should I?”

“Has he promised you anything good?” I raise an eyebrow.

She frowns. “He mentioned leaving to

I immediately figure out she’s talking about her other self that went with Jiraiya. “Well, what happened?”

“Umm, okay, yeah, he says he had the wrong room and left.”

“…” Did Itachi not recognize Naruko as a woman?!?

“Wait, here comes Sasuke-kun! He’s screaming something like—”

“Itachi-kun, Stay the FUCK away from my boyfriend!!!”

“Then Sasuke-kun saw me and thought he had the wrong room too! Rude!”

I blink in surprise. “Naruko-chan, hasn’t he seen you in this form before? How did he mistake you for someone else? And is everything alright? How did you stall Itachi-kun long enough for Jiraiya-san to return?”

“Oh! Pervy-sage never left. I thought he might leave to go womanizing, so I offered to warm his bed. We’ve been fucking non-stop since then, and he makes me wear all kinds of strange outfits when we do it. This time was a frog onesie.”

“O-oh…” * “Is Sasuke-kun alright?”

“I think so. He ran away yelling something about ‘bleach’ when I told him it was really me. Then pervy-sage transported us to the belly of a giant frog or something? I dunno, dattebayo. The weird guys ran away after that.”

“Huh, guess I shouldn’t have worried.”

“Yep!”