Chapter 484 - 285: The Fastest Clearing Record (Part 2)
Chapter 484 - 285: The Fastest Clearing Record (Part 2)
Chapter 484: Chapter 285: The Fastest Clearing Record (Part 2)
Wow, so impressive~ (without mercy)
“Why aren’t you guys surprised? This is free-riding, don’t you love free-riding the most?”
[Starting over is pretty common. Gong Gong, you haven’t never played a game before, have you?]
[I had this feeling before, Gong Gong, you haven’t even played your own game, have you?]
[Such a perfunctory attitude.]
[Right, you should show some professional dedication. It’s not acceptable to not provide fan service more often.]
...
“Grr~”
Gong Gong, who usually teased others, never expected to be teased herself one day. The turn of fate made her feel extremely ashamed, yet oddly novel.
Perhaps because she had acquired a physical body in the game, Gong Gong found her emotions to be quite volatile, which wasn’t a bad feeling.
Faced with the rising tide of comments, Gong Gong knew how to deal with it.
When the topic began to take shape, she crossed her arms and said arrogantly, “Who says I don’t play games? I just forgot because it’s been a long time. Ignorant people, today I’ll give you a chance to teach me how to play games.”
[So today you’re playing the role of an incompetent haughty young lady.]
[Such convincing acting, I actually thought Gong Gong really doesn’t play games.]
[There’s no helping you, then, young lady, please let us serve you.]
Watching Gong Gong, who had twisted the livestream’s trend in a second, the Military Governor quietly gave a thumbs up.
Nice one, sis.
You’ve really got a handle on playing the character.
Luckily, Gong Gong was fond of cosplaying various characters, which even occasionally backfired on her and Tai Yin. They didn’t realize that she had already considered this.
After meeting the newbie NPC again and being led back to the rundown inn, Gong Gong immediately showed a look of disgust and said haughtily, “Why should I stay in a place like this? Is the pocket money my dad gave me not enough?”
[Is this the setting of a distressed young lady? It’s getting more and more exciting.]
Continuing to perfect her character, Gong Gong said to the Military Governor and Tai Yin, “You two, aren’t you going to clean this place up?”
Tai Yin naively started looking for things to clean the room, while the Military Governor said coldly to Gong Gong, “Young lady, the master said that you’ll get your pocket money when you return to get married. Until then, I’m in charge of supervising you, and I won’t do any other work.”
“You’re ad-libbing now!” Gong Gong shouted in disbelief, “You with the thick eyebrows and big eyes are also angling for your own benefit now!”
“Young lady, don’t blame me, I’m truly in love with the master, I only listen to him,” the Military Governor began to pretend to wipe away tears.
“You’re really getting into it now!”
Gong Gong racked her brains trying to figure out how to win back the upper hand when she saw viewers in the stream saying:
[Don’t eat it, don’t eat it, don’t eat it! This is not a drill!]
[Warning: High energy ahead, parents are advised to let children watch selectively and with guidance.]
[Usually, I’m pretty happy to see Gong Gong messing around, but this is a bit too horrifying.]
The comments floating by made the Military Governor dread taking a bite, as she could only look at Gong Gong with hope.
And he, harmless as a human or an animal, looked back at her with a smile brimming with malice.
“Military Governor, go ahead and eat,” Gong Gong said with a smile.
Trembling as she picked up her chopsticks, the Military Governor began to frantically think of how to escape the predicament, her CPU almost overheating.
Just at that moment, Tai Yin, who had finished cleaning upstairs, came down and was shocked at the sight on the table.
“What is that! Who made this? Fried petroleum and coal?”
“No, it’s ink mixed with rice, delicious stuff,” the Military Governor immediately responded, “Here, you have the first taste.”
Tai Yin skeptically sat down, scooped up a spoonful of the sticky substance, and popped it into his mouth, his pupils dilating instantly.
No miracle occurred, Tai Yin was done for.
The live streaming effect maxed out in an instant, and the barrage of comments flooded the screen.
[Damn!]
[Damn!]
[First time seeing a player die, how bad can that thing possibly taste?]
[It’s not just about the taste, that must be some lethal dose.]
[Gong Gong, this is sugar, this is salt, this is MSG; please, tell me how you managed to create lethal doses out of these.]
Looking at Tai Yin, who convulsed a few times before lying still, Gong Gong turned to the Military Governor and after a long pause managed to blurt out, “Aunt, I didn’t mean it.”
“Who are you trying to fool!”
“Ah, I obtained a new recipe, ‘Food that Will Definitely Kill Someone.’ This game really is considerate.”
“What are you dwelling on that for, Tai Yin is dead!”
Suddenly, a scream arose. The guide NPC at the door, her hand over her mouth, looked upon the scene inside the inn, still holding a few crabs in her hands.
She stammered pointing at the scene before her, “I came to deliver some crabs, I didn’t expect you to be doing this.”
“You’ve misunderstood,” Gong Gong said, “I can explain, just give me a few minutes to prepare.”
“Murder!”
The constable who emerged at the sound of the commotion swarmed in, and Gong Gong and the Military Governor were promptly arrested. They were caught in the morning and by afternoon were handed a swift beheading, achieving a record-breaking speed for clearing the game.
As the audience watched the whole process in stunned silence, they couldn’t help but give a thumbs up.
6!
hotmtlnovel