hotmtlnovel Chapter 587 My sister is the cutest creature in the world
Chapter 587 My sister is the cutest creature in the world
Chapter 587 My sister is the cutest creature in the world
夜
Hikigaya Hachiman came home after finishing the Kendo Club activities. He half-heartedly called out "I'm back", but got no response. As usual, his parents were not at home, but the lights in the living room were on, indicating that his sister was at home.
"Komachi?"
As he shouted, he dragged his heavy feet into the living room, and as expected, he saw his sister lying on the sofa.
比企谷小町
My sister, as her name suggests, is like a small town. Although the economy is not developed, I only think she is cute because I live with her day and night, not underdeveloped. But because we live with each other day and night, she can easily see through my disguise. Even if I am strong on the outside like the Buddha Hachiman, I will reveal my most vulnerable side in front of her.
To put it simply, a sister is like a backward hometown. Sometimes it can be annoying, but it always makes people feel at ease. People without a hometown are like Max coffee without a pull ring. Before they can drink it, it will be spilled and various pollutants will fall into their mouths. It is simply unbearable. Similarly, people without a sister are like Jesus without a cross. Not only can they not become gods, but they can also not be resurrected.
If you want to use one sentence to briefly describe the importance of little sisters to the world, then I will tell you that this statement is completely wrong, and even the underlying logic is wrong. Because, it is not that little sisters are important to the world, but that the world exists because of little sisters!
In short, if there were no such creature as my sister in this world, this world would be better off being destroyed.
And my sister, who has black medium-length hair, is 1.55 meters tall, but uses shorts to create long legs, and is now lying on the sofa with headphones on, eating cookies and reading magazines, is the best creature in the world. Of course, my sister is definitely the best sister among all the sisters, there is no doubt about that. Compared with other sisters in the world, my sister is definitely the cutest in the world. I have absolute confidence in this.
(Even if Minister Hojo were standing here, I would firmly defend Komachi's position in my heart, even if the Minister might not care at all and would think I was disgusting. Of course, if Hojo-kun could be my brother, I would instantly surpass Komachi and become the best Ultimate Creature in the world, Hikigaya Hachiman's sister! I have absolute confidence in this. After all, my sister Komachi is the best sister in the world, and I have observed her for fifteen years. There is no doubt that I have enough experience as a sister. I can easily discard the dross and take the essence to become the world's number one sister.)
But… Speaking of which, Hojo-san also has a sister. I heard him and Yamauchi-san mention her several times in class today. That’s great. Now Hojo-san can also appreciate the beauty of a sister. His world is finally complete.
Thinking of this, Hikigaya Hachiman took the headphones off his sister's head and shouted again:
"Komachi-chan, I'm back."
The petite girl lying on the sofa raised her head, with a piece of brown cookie crumbs stuck to the corner of her mouth. The hair on her head shook as if it received a signal, and then she opened her mouth wide:
"Ah! Onii-chan, welcome back. I'm sorry, I didn't hear it the first time. Oh, Komachi is really derelict in her duty."
As she spoke, Hikigaya Komachi gently hit her head with her hand, and the automatic dubbing boom~
Ah~~
I feel like all the fatigue in my body has disappeared~~
Hikigaya Hachiman groaned inwardly, walked around the sofa, threw his schoolbag onto another sofa, and sat down at his sister's feet.
Oh, sorry, the wording is a bit strange. Although it is not strange for a brother to be stepped on by his sister, after all, when he was a child, he often lay on the ground and let Xiaomachi step on him to pick fruits from the trees, so this kind of thing should be very common. But unfortunately, Xiaomachi has grown up now and knows to take care of his brother's face, and has never done such a thing again.
Woohoo, Komachi, my Komachi~~
Although his thoughts were very rich, in fact, Hikigaya Hachiman was just sitting in front of Komachi's outstretched legs.
"Komachi's feet are very clean!"
As if she noticed her brother's gaze, Hikigaya Komachi said cutely.
"It's okay if you want to wipe your feet with your brother's pants. You are my favorite sister after all."
Hachiman said with a smile, then carefully placed the bamboo sword on the coffee table.
Komachi's eyes curved into a cute moon, and she opened her mouth and spoke quickly:
"Even though Komachi doesn't love you, thank you anyway, Onii-chan~~"
Too much...
Hachiman tilted his head, and the words only flashed through his mind. After all, how could his sister not love him! Then he turned around and was surprised to find that Komachi was not reading a magazine but a newspaper that his father had ordered.
"Huh? Komachi-chan, why aren't you reading those stupid magazines today?"
As he spoke, Hikigaya's face changed drastically, and he was so nervous that it seemed as if the world was about to end. Damn it, this is not good, this is not good, is Komachi sick? !
This guy usually reads magazines developed by unscrupulous publishing houses specifically for smart female students. They teach her some extremely stupid things every day, such as that after waking up and making a video call with her boyfriend, she must not have her hair disheveled and look sloppy, as this will make her boyfriend dislike her. She must put on makeup before answering the call, and then pretend to be a girl who is delicate even when sleeping.
For example, the mobile phone pendant cannot be a non-mainstream doll, but a Mr. Pan doll; disposable wet wipes cannot be used, but hand towels prepared by yourself, and folded neatly and put in the bag; when greeting your boyfriend from behind, you cannot directly tap his shoulder, but poke him carefully with your finger...
The magazine claims that these are things that can increase a woman's power. Komachi reads them with great interest every day, nodding from time to time to show that she agrees.
When he saw Komachi's face of approval for the first time, Hikigaya was so scared that he died. He really died, his heart and soul died in an instant. Then he went to pick up his beloved sister from school every day for two months, and finally he was relieved, sure that his beloved sister had not been taken away, and the world had not been destroyed.
Although the crisis was resolved, Hikigaya still scoffed at what the magazine said. Even when chatting on the phone while sleeping, she had to put on makeup. The guy who wrote the article didn't understand boys at all! She was willing to answer the phone when she was about to go to bed. This alone deserves full marks. What bastard would be dissatisfied! Boys are not the kind of greedy guys, bastard!
Back then, just because he received a string of ellipsis after sending a confession text message, Hikigaya thought that girl was the most polite person in the world. After all, she didn't blacklist him and revealed her most sincere thoughts to him. Such a girl, such a girl, woooo ...
And what about the Mr. Pan doll? Please stop advertising it!
Most importantly, do you know how wonderful it feels to be slapped on the shoulder by your beloved sister from behind? That slap feels like a super charger. Even Ultraman with a red light can be resurrected on the spot, and Taro who was killed by the volcano monster bird can immediately jump up and fly around the Milky Way three times!
That's not a rude greeting, it's an injection of soul!!
Fortunately, even though she was watching attentively and nodding frequently, Komachi still slapped herself hard every time, making her stumble. This shows that although her sister read stupid magazines, her brain was not polluted. But now it's different! Now Komachi is actually reading her father's favorite "Sankei Shimbun"! ?
I’m actually reading this kind of traditional newspaper. This is not good. Komachi is in danger!
"Ah, Onii-chan, are you talking about NONLO? I've already finished reading that Komachi, and I got bored waiting for you, and I happened to see an interesting title in the newspaper, so I just took a look."
Komachi said casually.
"What's the interesting title!?"
Hikigaya asked, as if facing a formidable enemy, "Is Komachi addicted to stock speculation? Or is she addicted to watching politicians' performances? There's no hope, Komachi has already... No! I can't give up on her! This is my most beloved sister!!!"
"Let me see!" He said with a stern face.
"Ah, Onii-chan's look of a nervous little sister really touched Komachi!"
Komachi stood up, holding her face with one hand and said with emotion, then immediately said excitedly:
"Komachi's score is very high now~~"
Hachiman agrees with this point. He can feel his brother's care and express it frankly. This kind of intuitive feedback can only be compared to galgame!
but:
"Be serious, Komachi-chan, this is not the time to giggle! Do you know that some things will turn into misfortune if you touch them?"
Both of my parents have high-paying jobs. Even if I and Komachi are dependent on our parents, we can live happily with only our parents' pension and savings. But if I get involved in stocks, even if it's my beloved sister, I have to... No! Even if I have to destroy the world, I will not give up on Komachi! Even if I have to kneel down to the general manager, I must delist the stocks that Komachi values!
"Huh? Komachi isn't looking at anything weird."
Komachi's face twisted.
Damn, this girl really knows how to be a cute sister!
Looking at his sister's cute appearance, Hachiman felt unwilling to give in. He thought that even though they had been together and observed each other for fifteen years, if he were to become her sister, he would never be able to surpass Komachi-chan.
Also, it’s because it’s you that I think you’re watching something abnormal!
Fortunately, before Hikigaya could urge him again, Komachi had already handed over the newspaper and even pointed at it with her finger:
"That's it. You might be interested, Onii-chan."
How is that possible? This kind of ink-smelling stuff should have been thrown into the trash long ago. After all, it is already the Internet age, and the newspaper group still controls public opinion. It is a symbol of backwardness and feudalism. When I go out to surf the Internet, I will be laughed at by netizens in other countries.
How could I be interested...
Um? what happened?
Hikigaya's expression changed and he stared at the newspaper and started reading it quickly.
"Onii-chan, didn't you deliver newspapers before? Dad said that you would definitely subscribe to the Sankei Shimbun in the future." Komachi came over, sat next to her brother and looked at the newspaper.
"Humph! I'm not the kind of man who can be bought by small favors like that!"
Hikigaya continued to look at the newspaper and said without turning his head:
"Unless Sankei Shimbun is willing to recruit me and support me for life."
If she could join such a large company without any effort, Hikigaya would be willing to give up her dream of becoming a housewife!
"Onii-chan always says stupid things like this."
Komachi sighed helplessly, then said with a smile on her face:
"Even so, Komachi still loves you~~ Komachi is scoring very high right now~"
That’s right, if I remove the highest score and the lowest score, I would give it 100 points!
Hikigaya was thinking at the same time, it is worth mentioning that the highest score is 1,000 points, even if the full score is only 100, I still want to give my sister 1,000 points! Of course, the lowest score is also 100. How could the most perfect sister in the world have deductions?
Industrial News
Although he earned a lot of pocket money from this newspaper, Hikigaya didn't like it. The slogan was "a newspaper that doesn't shy away from taboos, doesn't follow the crowd, and speaks to the point", but in fact, from this sentence, we can see that this is a newspaper that likes to exaggerate and make up stories to attract attention.
For example, the column he is reading now is the social and cultural news column.
The title is as appalling as ever - "The Disaster of Neon Literature"
In a short article of one or two thousand words, some characters are repeatedly highlighted in bold. - Hojo Kyosuke
Hikigaya clenched his fists after reading the content and almost tore the newspaper into pieces.
The writer is a man named Motohiro Matsumoto. There is a self-introduction in the small window next to him. He is a contracted writer for Sankei Shimbun and a frequent guest on Fuji TV, which is owned by Fuji Sankei Group. He also listed a bunch of books that Hikigaya had never heard of.
Well, it's a mad dog raised by the media to bite people.
Hikigaya nodded, and understood. He had seen this kind of routine many times. These newspapers and TV stations all had some familiar writers and contributors. The writers would write articles from a perspective that was biased towards the newspaper's position. The newspapers were of course happy to pay him royalties, and both sides were in cahoots. This was why different newspapers subscribed to at home could ruin a couple's relationship. The newspaper's output of its own position was equivalent to brainwashing.
That's why Hikigaya was so nervous when he saw Komachi reading the newspaper. It would be terrible if the cute sister became like her father.
Every time I go out with my sister, my mother is always worried about me and reminds me to be careful, compared to my father who gives Komachi Fukuzawa Yukichi but only gives me Noguchi Hideyo (one thousand).
The thin fatherly love and the deep motherly love will always heal Hikigaya's cracked heart.
"I'm really worried about you. If Komachi gets hurt, your father will kill you."
"..."
Yes, if it weren't for reading Sankei Shimbun every day, how could such a twisted father exist in the world? This is such an evil newspaper!
Thanks to the big guys for their monthly tickets, recommendation tickets and reward support, thank you
(End of this chapter)