hotmtlnovel Chapter 592: The reins are in my mouth, and the buttons are in my hand
Chapter 592: The reins are in my mouth, and the buttons are in my hand
Chapter 592: The reins are in my mouth, and the buttons are in my hand
Hojo Kyosuke glanced at Eriri with his eyes slanted, and saw that this girl was still looking up at the night sky with her hands behind her back without saying a word, her delicate little face trying to appear expressionless, and she was acting cool and aloof like a Shushan swordsman. So he also pretended that he knew nothing, smiled mischievously in his heart, and picked up the phone as if he was going to make another call.
Seeing this, the princess, who was still putting on airs and waiting for the chores to speak first, immediately became anxious. She finally found a moment when Kyosuke was free, otherwise how could she bear to come out of the living room. Sakura and the others were all talented and spoke well.
"Ahem, Kyosuke, have you read today's newspaper?" Her bright blue eyes glanced at the boy next to her, then quickly looked up at the sky.
Hahahaha, looking at Eriri's reserved little look, Hojo Kyosuke was so happy in his heart that he sighed and said:
"I saw it. Alas, Matsumoto Motohiro from Sankei Shimbun scolded me badly."
Upon hearing this, Ying Lili exploded, forgetting all her thoughts in an instant, and cursed:
"That old guy is just trying to take advantage of your popularity, Kyousuke. Just ignore him!"
Seeing how nervous the girl was, the mischievous Hojo Kyousuke suddenly felt guilty and said with emotion:
"He said I was a pest in the literary world and would destroy the Japanese literary world."
"He's full of nonsense, a complete idiot with a useless brain! Kyousuke is clearly the hope of the Japanese literary world!"
Eriri's delicate golden eyebrows stood up, and she no longer looked up at the night sky. Instead, she lowered her head and looked at the boy next to her with bright eyes.
"But what Mr. Matsumoto said is true..." Hojo Kyosuke sighed again.
"Ok?"
Eriri's eyes widened, and she angrily taught him a lesson:
"What he said is not true. Kyousuke, you are just too kind. Don't be fooled by his words!"
"But the reason why it became so popular this time is definitely because of the poster you drew, Eriri. Didn't you see that even Momotaro liked it so much?"
Hearing this, Eriri's angry brows subsided gently, and her big eyes stared at Hojo Kyosuke suspiciously, wondering whether this stupid chores was praising her in a roundabout way or was really sad.
But after watching for a long time, I only saw sadness on Hojo Kyosuke's face.
Hey, this guy is good in everything, except that he is sometimes too dishonest and a bit arrogant.
After hesitating for a while, Ying Lili hummed with her lips:
"Although I can draw really well, if I didn't have your original work, Kyousuke, I wouldn't be able to..."
The girl said a lot of comforting words, and then Hojo Kyosuke's depressed brows finally relaxed.
"Really?" The malicious guy finally asked Eriri for confirmation.
"Of course!"
"Thank you, Eriri. I feel much better now."
Hojo Kyosuke thanked her sincerely, and Eriri raised her chin proudly again.
What a troublesome guy!
Seeing Kyosuke happy, Eriri was also in a good mood and complained in her heart, but as soon as the thought came to her mind, her eyes widened suddenly.
No, no, what was I originally doing here? Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
Am I not here to show off?
The girl looked at the boy next to her in disbelief, trying to find the happiness and pride on his face after he bullied her, but no matter how hard she looked, she only saw the touching and happiness after being comforted by her.
The delicate eyebrows wrinkled again.
Kyousuke is not the kind of person who would bully me! He is different from Sakura!
Thinking of this, she hesitated and spoke again:
"Kyosuke, have you read the newspaper today?"
Someone just comforted you, now it's your turn to praise me!
"I saw it. Alas, Matsumoto Motohiro from Sankei Shimbun scolded me badly." Hojo Kyosuke sighed.
The familiar words made Eriri immediately realize that she had been fooled. The little golden-haired girl immediately turned her head in anger and used her twin ponytails to hit the bad guy on the head.
"Asshole, I was talking about the Asahi Shimbun! The review written by Futami Jiraiya!"
"Okay, okay, I know, I know. I've read it three times and I can recite it by heart!"
Hojo Kyosuke begged for mercy with a smile, but the angry Eriri still didn't stop spinning her little head. Her well-trained head could spin twenty more times before she felt dizzy.
The movement in the courtyard attracted the attention of everyone in the living room. Sakura and the others looked at Eriri displaying her unique skills, and each one of them laughed happier than the other. Only Kashiko stood up angrily, grabbed the hellhound Momotaro, held him in his arms, and was ready to protect his brother.
Humph, you bad guy, you actually dare to bully Jia Shizi’s brother!
Hojo Kashiko was extremely angry. He was angry that his brother was bullied, and also angry that he had just wanted to share the delicious food his brother made with Eriri.
Prince Jia is so stupid. He should have known this long ago. How can someone who snatches food from a two-year-old child be a good person?
The little girl's eyes were blazing with fire, and she took a step forward with her short legs to save her brother, but before she took a step, she found that her feet had already left the ground.
The two short legs struggled foolishly. The puppy, who was dizzy from heights, was scared to death and was afraid of falling.
The little girl took two steps and realized something was wrong. Why didn't the distance between her and the enemy change at all? She turned around and saw that Kashiko was picked up by Sister Yingliang and held in her arms.
The little girl's big black and white eyes were full of doubts, but she figured it out in an instant and asked seriously:
"Sister Sakura, are you planning to throw Kashiko out like a bomb?"
Kashiko has absolute confidence in Sakura. If her brother is hurt, she will definitely go with him to protect him! So after thinking about it, there is only one possibility. After all, Kashiko himself intends to throw Momotaro out and bite Eriri to death.
"嘤嘤嘤!"
Hearing this, Momotaro almost fainted, but he didn't dare to struggle for fear of falling, so he could only beg for mercy frantically.
"Hahahahaha~~~"
Prince Ka's words made everyone laugh. The malicious Yingliang asked with a smile:
"But the bomb will explode, what's the point of throwing little Kashiko-san out?"
The others also looked at Jia Shizi expectantly, waiting for the little sister's answer.
"I will hug Eriri's face, grab her braids, and bite her nose!" said Kashiko viciously.
"Hahahahaha~~~"
Everyone was overwhelmed by the cute little girl with two pigtails pretending to be fierce.
Kasumigaoka Utaha, who had always wanted to be the most perfect wife and the greatest mother, was deeply moved and took the initiative to reach out to Sakura and said:
"Let me do it. I will throw the Kashiko accurately into Sawamura-san's face."
The tone of this person can be described as quite expectant and eager.
"Oh! Then I'll leave it to you, Sister Shiyu!"
Kashiko didn't refuse. Although Sister Sakura was good, Sister Shiyu's pectoral muscles and butt were so big that it was obvious that she was very strong.
Children's seriousness can always amuse people. After Kasumigaoka took little Kashiko over, she didn't really take the little sister to make trouble in the courtyard. Eriri was so happy today, and she had cooperated and praised her before, so she didn't have the heart to ruin it now.
Everyone can see how hard Ying Lili has worked these past two days, so let her be proud for a while.
So she hugged the little girl and explained: "Your sister Yinglili..."
"Not my sister!"
Prince Xiaojia interrupted decisively:
"Those who bully my brother are bad people!"
"Hehehe~~~"
Kasumigaoka was very satisfied after hearing that, so she hugged Kashiko tighter, but accidentally threw the furry puppy aside.
Momotaro was not annoyed by being treated like this by his dear owner. He believed that the grace of raising a child is not as great as the grace of giving birth to him. Although he was just a puppy, he still understood this truth. The stupid Kasumigaoka Utaha brought him from the pet store to Aniki. He was grateful, but he would always be loyal to only one person!
"嘤嘤嘤!!"
Raging, Momotaro rushed towards the courtyard.
The time has come to show my loyalty, and I, Momotaro, will never be stingy with this!
Kasumigaoka didn't care about the puppy's movements at all, and just hugged Kashiko and whispered:
"Eri is massaging Kyousuke with her hair."
"Massage? Really?" Kashiko didn't believe it. Eriri's expression was scary.
"Well! Later, Prince Jia can also give Eriri a massage like this to thank her for giving your brother a massage." Kasumigaoka smiled like a flower.
"Yes! Prince Jia knows!"
The little girl nodded heavily. Although her braids were still very short, she could still help Sister Eriri to tie them up!
In the courtyard, before Momotaro could decide to give up loyalty and righteousness for loyalty, he found that Eriri had stopped her rebellious behavior.
Very good, it seems that my arrival frightened her!
Momotaro hummed twice in satisfaction, then wagged his tail proudly as he went back home.
"Asshole, loosen up!"
Ying Lili's face turned slightly red and she said coquettishly.
"Uh huh huh..."
Hojo Kyosuke hesitated, but there was nothing he could do as his mouth was biting Eriri's ponytail.
People grow up. In the past, when facing Eriri's twin tails attack, he chose to close his mouth to avoid having his hair eaten. Now he chooses to take the initiative to attack and capture the twin tails with his mouth.
Everyone says that twin ponytails are reins, but is it more comfortable to hold your hair or to pinch your snow-white hair?
As one of the smartest people in the world, many profound questions often pop up in Hojo Kyosuke's mind. He pondered and found that he didn't want to give up either.
Greed has always driven human civilization forward, and this is no exception now.
After another round of hard thinking, Hojo Kyosuke finally came up with a good idea: kneel behind Eriri, he can bite the golden twin ponytails with his mouth, and then hold Eriri with both hands. When riding a horse, besides the reins, there are also stirrups, right? Double insurance!
Just look at Eriri's flushed little face to know how good the effect is.
Eriri never expected that this guy would be so disgusting and bold. There were so many people behind him, Aunt Mikiko, Kasumigaoka, Sakura and the others must be looking at this side!
Ahhh, I’m dying.
The girl's sapphire eyes were covered with tears of shame and anger, but after staring for a long time, she found that the stupid clerk had no intention of letting up, so she finally whispered:
"Your hair is dirty, spit it out now."
"It's not dirty! Even if it was dirty before, I've washed it clean now!"
Hojo Kyosuke still opened his mouth, he knew that Eriri was the most thin-skinned.
Huh----
Eriri looked at her hair wet with saliva with disgust, and habitually grabbed Hojo Kyosuke's clothes and was about to wipe it, but she immediately reacted and turned her head to take a look. She was relieved to see that Aunt Mikiko didn't pay attention to her, but...
Why does Prince Xiaojia look at me so strangely?
Regretfully letting go of Kyosuke's white T-shirt, Eriri took out a towel and was about to wipe it but stopped.
Um... saliva should have a conditioning effect on hair, right?
Eriri thought so in her mind and threw her braid behind her as if nothing had happened.
Keep it until before going to bed.
"Have you read that article? The one written by Mr. Futami Jiraiya." She forced the topic back on track.
"I saw it and he praised your painting skills." Hojo Kyosuke replied with a smile.
"Hehe, is that even necessary? Isn't that a matter of course? I meant other things." Ying Lili wrinkled her nose, looking proud.
"Other things? Praising my novel for being a good writer?"
Hojo Kyosuke raised his eyebrows:
"Hehe, isn't that a matter of course?"
"shameless!"
Eriri gave him a look of disdain, then picked up the newspaper, pointed at it and announced loudly:
"I mean, he praised us as a match made in heaven!"
From today on, everyone in the country knows that Kyosuke and I are a match made in heaven!
Hojo Kyosuke looked at Eriri with doubt and said in surprise:
"Is that even necessary? Isn't that a matter of course?"
The blonde princess was stunned for a second, then she put her hands on her hips and laughed like a duck:
"Quack quack~~~"
Yes, compared to boasting that she is a rare genius painter in a thousand years, or a genius who is unparalleled in the past and present and has integrated styles from all over the world, the phrase "a match made in heaven" is what makes Eriri happiest.
After laughing for a while, Eriri contentedly stuffed the newspaper into the clerk's arms and said:
"Take it and stick it on the wall of Carbonate."
"Do you want to reformat it and make 'match made in heaven' bigger and bolder?" Hojo Kyosuke was very proactive.
"Hehe~ That's not necessary. Keep a low profile and don't be so deliberate."
The princess shook her head and gave a lecture, then smiled approvingly:
"You did a good job today."
"Hehe, isn't that a matter of course?"
Hojo Kyosuke smiled, stood up and rubbed Eriri's head hard, making her smooth blonde hair messy.
"Go to bed early tonight."
He whispered, this guy has been working too hard these days.
"Give me a massage!" the little golden retriever immediately asked.
Hojo Kyosuke naturally agreed readily, and the two returned to the living room, where there was another round of lavish praise.
After returning to her room, Eriri took the opportunity to call her parents, using the excuse of taking a shower first:
"Mom, Dad, did you see that? The newspapers are praising Kyosuke and I as a match made in heaven!"
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(End of this chapter)