Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 971 Her IQ is average (disdain)

Ignoring Yamauchi Sakura's invitation to go shopping, Kasumigaoka Utaha called Mitsuha Miyamizu.

"Moshimoshi, Shiyu?"

The call was connected quickly. It seemed that even though she had evolved from a country girl to a fashionable Tokyo woman, Miss Miko still retained her neat and tidy temperament.

"Sanye!"

Kasumigaoka shouted. She was full of anger before the call was connected, but once the call was connected she started to complain like a spoiled child.

Miyamizu Mitsuha smiled and said, "Hehehe~ What's wrong? Shouldn't you be cursing at the publishing house now?"

Machida Yuanzi, who heard the leak, nodded repeatedly. It seemed that someone still understood Shiyu, and she felt comforted. But the next second, a cold gaze slashed at her like a knife, and she quickly tightened her face and pretended to be expressionless.

Kasumigaoka yelled, "No way! I would never do that!"

(Machida Sonoko: Smirking)

"Yes, Shiyu, you don't even need to say anything. Just looking at the other person coldly is enough to scare them to death!"

The miko on the phone giggled. Excluding the black and gold duo who had a crush on each other (mist), she was the person with the best relationship with Kasumigaoka Utaha.

When she was in Kyosuke's body, she had to call Shiyu "senior sister", but when they met in reality, it was Shiyu who called her senior sister. This interesting change made their relationship even better.

Kasumigaoka seemed to have forgotten the purpose of the call and started chatting in a relaxed tone, caring about Mitsuha's campus life today and even asking about Yotsuha's situation.

Machida Sonoko was shocked. She had rarely seen Xiao Shi (Shi-chan) so relaxed.

Woohoo - I'm touched! So touched! Our little Shi finally has a friend! !

No, as soon as I get off the car, I will find an opportunity to tell Mrs. Kasumigaoka!

After chatting for a while, Shiyu seemed to finally remember the business, and asked in a cold voice:

"Yakoha, don't you know what happened in Sobu High School?"

She asked directly, because she already knew that the person he met in the "No Boss Version" chat group was Sanye. After the latter recovered his memory, he also re-registered a small account and joined the group again. Both of them liked to lurk in it.

After all, the Crazy Angels are full of talented people. When you are bored, you can laugh for a long time just by reading their silly remarks.

"what?"

Mitsuha was stunned. What happened? Didn't Kyosuke have an exam today?

As a freshman, she is quite busy, with many things to do in school, such as clubs, studies, etc. Didn't you see that even Yang Nai didn't go to reunite with her drinking buddies?

Kasumigaoka said, "Then just check the chat room and search for news about Xisaki."

Hearing this, Mitsuha Miyamizu, who was pruning branches with a cell phone in one hand and a pair of scissors in the other, put down the scissors, said something to the classmate next to her with a smile, then put one hand on the tatami and moved a few steps back, leaving the table.

It turned out to be a large room, decorated in Japanese style, a Japanese-style room, with tatami on the floor. A circular, rectangular table was placed in the middle, and people in casual clothes or kimonos were kneeling outside the long table, with vases, scissors and other flower arrangement utensils placed on it.

Some women in plain kimonos were also kneeling on the inside of the long circular table, standing up from time to time to instruct the members on the outside.

Although it looks very formal, the atmosphere is very cheerful and not as serious as the aristocratic flower arrangement training. Both the senior teachers and the newcomers are talking and laughing.

Miyamizu Mitsuha stepped back, and her friend next to her immediately reached out to help her put away the scissors, knives and other things on the table to prevent them from accidentally falling.

She took out the earphones from the small bag on the wall and plugged them in, then began to flip through her phone with both hands.

haha~

Drawing with the trajectory of a home run baseball?

Momotaro? Yukino? Haha, you are just like me, Kyousuke.

Miyamizu Mitsuha smiled softly, and she understood why Shiyu called her so angrily.

Idiots like Xisaki and Onizuka in the chat group were marveling at someone's astonishing skills in picking up girls, Shiyu was angry at someone's recklessness, and she immediately thought of how embarrassed and angry the quiet and rational girl at the scene would be.

"…Yakoha! You saw it! It was only a few hours, and once no one was watching him…"

Ignoring Shiyu's indignant words in the headset, the witch lady smiled wickedly.

Hehe, I have to send it to Sakura immediately!

She took screenshots one after another and then found Sakura's chat box and chose to send it. The person on the other end replied very quickly, probably because he was also looking at his phone.

"Laughing.JPG"

"Big Laugh.JPG"

"Big laugh.JPG"

There are several emojis in a row, all of which are made by Yamauchi Sakura using her own photos. In the photos, she makes various funny expressions, and from time to time other people will make guest appearances.

This is an emoticon package that is only circulated within Ruyilao, and Sanye herself was also dragged to take a lot of photos.

This is a true example of "the handwriting reflects the character of the person". You don't even need to imagine how happily Sakura is smiling at this moment.

Then there was a message

"ψ(｀)ψSend it to Eriri!"

Seeing this, Sanye couldn't help but smile bitterly. She just took a look at the Ruyi Liao family and knew that Ying Lili was having fun at the moment. She didn't know if she would still be happy after seeing this news.

Alas, it’s a pity that I can’t see Eriri’s reaction with my own eyes.

If only Sakura was right next to her, she would definitely broadcast it live to her.

Miss Miko thought unscrupulously, then turned her attention back to the call with Shiyu.

"...Yeah, that's right! That's it! I understand, it's like this..."

She just made some perfunctory responses with "hmm" and "ah".

Kasumigaoka immediately complained in dissatisfaction: "Yonago! Be serious!"

Mitsuha smiled but said nothing, and just asked casually: "Didn't you look for Eriri?"

"What are you looking for her for?"

"Shouldn't she be the most active in this kind of thing?"

Kasumigaoka was speechless, it seemed to be true. But she didn't think Eriri would be of any use, it would definitely be useless.

Sanye didn't hesitate for too long and changed the subject very abruptly, asking:

"Shiyu, do you have a favorite team?"

Just as he was about to order Mitsuha to rush to Sobu High School first, Kasumigaoka was stunned:

"team?"

Mitsuha nodded: "Yes, even if he doesn't play in the game, Kyosuke will definitely find a team to cheat his salary. You know his ability very well, no matter which team he joins, he will definitely win easily. If you have a team you want to support, it's best to tell him in advance."

Upon hearing this, before Kasumigaoka Utaha could say anything, Machida Sonoko, who had been eavesdropping, couldn't wait to shout:

"Shi-chan! I like the Hanshin Tigers! My whole family likes the Hanshin Tigers! Can you let Hojo-sensei join the Hanshin Tigers?"

Without any surprise, his sharp eyes turned into a knife and slashed at the editor Xiaojie again and again, but at this time she could not care less and continued to offer her advice fearfully but boldly:

"My grandfather's greatest wish before he died was to see the Hanshin Tigers win the championship. Xiao Shi, considering that I have worked so hard for him for so many years, please let Mr. Hojo help my grandfather fulfill his last wish. When he is reincarnated, I will let him be your editor!"

Kasumigaoka Utaha rolled her eyes. If she didn’t know that Ms. Machida’s grandfather was still alive, she might have really softened her attitude.

No wonder!

I won't be soft-hearted!

She doesn't like baseball, but her father is actually a baseball fan, so she wants to help him fulfill his wish. But she thinks it's too much trouble, so she forgets it. After all, her father's favorite team has been losing for years, so if he suddenly becomes stronger, he probably won't be used to it.

He immediately said bluntly:

"Miss editor who likes to eavesdrop on other people's phone calls, if you don't want me to push you off the bus, please stop calling me 'Xiao Shi'!"

Machida Yuanzi shamelessly leaned closer and said, "Ah~~ Don't say such terrible things, Shi-chan~"

"Even if you don't consider my grandfather's sake, please have some sympathy for me. How can an editor help writers pick up the stockings that are thrown everywhere every day, help them apply body lotion on their legs, and cook instant noodles every day... Sometimes I feel like I have aged a hundred years..."

"Shut up! Who throws stockings around every day? I never asked you to apply body lotion on me. I think you have gone crazy, woman."

Kasumigaoka Utaha pushed the editor's face away with a blushing face. You know, Mitsuha could hear it at that time!

Then she suddenly raised her head and looked at the rearview mirror inside the car, and said coldly:

"The driver who has been peeking behind you, please go to the nearest mental hospital. I will treat you and Ms. Machida to a medical examination free of charge."

The driver, who was peeking at the scene, quickly shrank his neck, and his hands holding the steering wheel shook with fear.

In fact, Kasumigaoka was overthinking. Mitsuha had no time to listen to what she said at this moment. Because there were a lot of people around her, even Machida Sonoko could hear it through the leaked sound of her mobile phone, not to mention the members of the flower arrangement club next to Mitsuha.

Mitsuha's classmates and friends knew about her and Hojo Kyosuke through Masaki Kaori's publicity a long time ago. Before, they were able to suppress their curiosity by relying on their self-cultivation and reserve, but after hearing what Mitsuha said, they could no longer hold back.

Well, Masaki Kaori is the college classmate who has no self-awareness of being a light bulb. She eats and takes things away at the Sendagi apartment that the two of them love, but she also promotes the two of them very diligently.

After Kasumigaoka and Mitsuha dealt with their friends respectively, they continued their previous conversation while panting, "We're finally saved."

"No, you know I don't watch baseball at all. No matter which team it is, I'll be happy as long as I see Kyousuke win all the time."

Kasumigaoka said casually.

Mitsuha on the other side giggled again and said that she felt the same way, then changed the subject:

"But Eriri has a team she supports~"

"Eri?!"

Kasumigaoka Utaha was stunned. How come she never knew that guy actually liked baseball? Did she know how many players played in a baseball game?

If she was not at home, she would immediately find the "Eri Official Book" and read it carefully.

After thinking for a long time and still unable to come up with a reason, she simply asked directly, "Does that guy also know baseball?"

Sanye laughed and said, "She doesn't understand baseball, but she likes to drink Yakult~"

Kasumigaoka was embarrassed when she heard this and said speechlessly, "So the team she supports is the Tokyo Yakult Swallows?"

"That's right!"

"If the Yakult Group knew that the diplomat's daughter liked their products so much, they would probably be very happy."

Kasumigaoka became more speechless. That guy really gave her face and did not let Yakult's advertising fees go to waste.

As she thought about it, she laughed subconsciously, and then said to Mitsuha Miyamizu in a calm manner:

"But it's not surprising. Eriri's IQ is average, and her emotions are always controlled by inexplicable things."

"Ok?"

The witch was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter and muttered:

"Hahahaha, no, Yinglili, quickly cover your ears and don't listen. This is too cruel!"

Average IQ?

Hahahaha, when it comes to insulting people, Shiyu is the real professional. She can say such cruel words casually.

Mitsuha laughed so hard that her abdominal muscles hurt. Luckily, the members of the flower arrangement club next to her were still discussing Hojo Kyosuke and baseball, otherwise she would have to apologize immediately.

While smiling, Miss Miko felt that she was so sorry for Eriri for being so happy, so she opened her phone to send her an apology, but as soon as she opened it, she saw the latest photo shared by Eriri in the chat group.

The photo was obviously taken with a selfie stick, from top to bottom.

Eriri was still wearing the school uniform of Toyonosaki Academy, with her friends holding her arms on both sides. The female high school students were smiling and looked innocent and romantic.

Looking at Eriri who was so happy, and thinking about what Shiyu had just said, "Her IQ is average," Mitsuha laughed even louder.

The way she bent over, covered her belly and shrugged her shoulders was very confusing, and it was hard to tell whether she was crying or laughing. So her friends from the flower arrangement club came over to show concern, and the place became chaotic again.

Kasumigaoka Utaha waited for a while and simply hung up the phone.

After hanging up the phone, the girl stared at the dark screen of her phone, dazed.

The buildings outside the window kept being left behind, and as they were about to drive off the city road onto the expressway, the black-haired girl suddenly raised her head.

"Turn back," she shouted.

"what?"

Machida Sonoko was stunned.

"Go back to the publishing house."

"But as for Mr. Hojo, aren't you very anxious, Xiaoshi?"

The editor asked, she was still waiting to watch the show.

Kasumigaoka Utaha had no intention of explaining. She reached out and took the notebook on the editor's lap and began to look through the minutes of the meeting.

Yes, paper records are still used.

Not to mention the publishing industry, where there are still a lot of antique writers from the last century, even modern companies still use "floppy disks" for office work. Those who like retro things are lucky to come to Neon, where you can use keypad phones, floppy disk computers, and handwritten notes every day...

Machida Sonoko was so frightened that she dared not speak and could only look at her dear author pitifully.

"Why are you looking at me?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha raised her eyelids and said in a bad tone:

"Notify the publishing house to prepare a meeting room. No one can leave work until the work is completed today."

Editor Machida suddenly realized what was going on and exclaimed, then quickly picked up his phone.

"All the time you spend happily is not wasted"

After seeing Eriri's silly smile in the photo and hearing Mitsuha's relaxed voice, Kasumigaoka suddenly felt that it was stupid for her to rush to Tokyo in such a hurry.

You have to know that even though Hojo Kyosuke was causing trouble in Sobu High School, he was actually doing something very important.

Instead of wasting time, it is better to concentrate on doing your own thing. Just like Eriri, be a happy idiot. (End of this chapter)