Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 994 He took the princess' hand without any need to break through

Hojo Kyosuke did not hand in his exam paper early for today because the lovely Hiratsuka teacher seemed to be sleepwalking the whole morning. He was probably recovering from the injury caused by Saki Kawasaki stabbing him in the heart. In any case, he slept very soundly.

For most people, the silent environment during exams with only the rustling sound of pencils scratching across paper and the turning of pages is actually not suitable for sleeping, because this environment triggers "falling dreams", that is, dreams with a sense of weightlessness, such as jumping off a building or crashing into a plane.

Scientifically speaking, it is called "hypnic myoclonus". In simple terms, although you are very sleepy, your brain subconsciously knows that it is exam time and it is not safe to sleep, so your body muscles are in a tense state.

This incident is also recorded in the Records of the Three Kingdoms, and this is the reason why Cao Cao killed people in his dream.

But it’s different for Hojo Kyosuke. He has rich experience in sleeping in class.

Other people's subconscious thoughts are "If I sleep, the teacher might wake me up, punish me, and tell my parents", but this guy has been sleeping in class since he was a child, and what he thinks in his head is "Oh, great, I can sleep for another half an hour, and my body will develop better!"

Sleeping helps me grow up healthily, hooray!

The exam was over and the students started passing the test papers from the last row to the front. Hojo Kyosuke was the last one, but it didn't matter because Nishimiya Shoko, who was sitting in front of him, would move on her own.

However, the sound of the test paper being pulled out from under his arm still woke someone up. He rubbed his eyes and sat up straight.

"Ah...did I wake you up after all, Kyousuke-kun?"

Nitro-chan's cheeks puffed up, and she looked a little discouraged, even though she had been very careful.

With his invincible will, Hojo Kyosuke rejected the super brain's request to wake up quickly and enjoyed the chaotic feeling of just waking up.

He reached out and touched Nitro's head, and said lazily, "It's okay. You should have woken up. Otherwise, would you have been sleeping in the classroom all the time?"

The girl smiled embarrassedly: "Hehe~"

Yuigahama Yui, who was sitting in the front row, turned around and looked behind her, waiting eagerly to receive the test paper, but all she got was a mouthful of dog food.

Finally, it was Shizuka Hiratsuka who shouted angrily, "Hojo, what are you doing? Hurry up and pass the test paper forward!"

Really! Dating should be banned completely!

No, this evil and backward system of co-educational schools should be abolished!

Shizuka Hiratsuka has never eaten sweets, so she wants the whole world to suffer together!

Naoko was so frightened that her shoulders trembled, and she quickly turned around to pass the test paper. Hojo Kyosuke leaned back in his chair, continuing to enjoy the afterglow of sleep.

After Teacher Jing left with the test paper, the classroom suddenly became noisy.

Compared to the nervousness after the exam yesterday, everyone's mentality has been completely adjusted today. The poor students completely gave up, no longer playing with fear and trepidation, but playing arrogantly. The top students are sure of their own strength and have a clear conscience and started playing.

"Sakura, what do you want to do today?"

Hojo Kyosuke turned around and asked, "Needless to say, Glass will be very busy during this period. This midterm exam is just for her, giving her time to work."

He has not been idle during this period. After using those professional baseball teams to expand his influence, he contacted interested companies and promoted the movie at the same time. In addition, there are sports festivals, Koshien, and the National Kendo Competition.

Only Sakura...

"Ah I?"

Sakura raised her index finger and pointed at the tip of her nose, looking a little surprised, as if she couldn't understand why Kyousuke would ask such an obvious question.

"Of course I'll continue shopping!"

She giggled:

"Yesterday, I and Yumi Yumiko just got into the groove. Today, we need to press on!"

After saying that, he gave a thumbs up:

"Maybe Mitsuha will join us, and then we can all visit her university together, and then go to Miki's place for dinner. Yui and Yumiko are looking forward to meeting the female college student who has successfully started a business~"

Yamauchi Sakura chattered away, naming three or four schedules in one minute, and designed as many as six combinations of characters and routes, with the highlight being that she could do whatever she wanted.

Hojo Kyosuke squinted his eyes and smiled, listening quietly, as if he had fallen asleep again.

Sakura is like this, she can always find happiness on her own.

Hojo Kyosuke has never had any patience, and even after two lifetimes, he has not changed at all.

The thing I am most impatient about in life is waiting, but Sakura is different.

This guy, who seems to have endless energy and is always full of vitality, has an extraordinary talent in the project of "waiting".

Once when they were young, they made an appointment to go to the aquarium to watch a show, but for some reason they couldn't leave from home, so they agreed to meet at an intersection.

On the road that day, Hojo Kyosuke got lost, or rather, he got lost in the trap set by his older sister. The cute boy was stopped by a few female college students in an alley, who held him in their arms and ravaged him for a long time. Even though he was so angry that he kicked him, he was still held by the female college students with their soft bosoms.

By the time he found Yingliang, it was half an hour past the agreed time. But when he got there, he saw a bunch of people standing at the intersection, gathered together and he had no idea what they were looking at.

Hojo Kyosuke squeezed in between the legs of the crowd. Only the tiny Sakura was squatting on the ground. She held a small wooden stick in her right hand and waved her left hand around. A clear, slightly sharp childish voice rang out passionately:

"Come, come, come! Come and have a look! Ladies and gentlemen, please lower your heads and open your eyes! What we are going to present to you is a terrifying show that will make even a crying child stop. It is a super challenge that is rarely seen in the world!"

She shouted, tapping the stick in her hand heavily on the ground. Only then did Hojo Kyosuke see clearly that a winding maze had already been drawn on the sandy ground.

Are you playing Ant Adventure?

He guessed that if ants and other small insects had any natural enemies, they would definitely be children.

But he opened his eyes wide and looked for it but couldn't find any ants. The other onlookers, who were probably newcomers like him, had the same doubts and asked in a low voice.

Others who had been enjoying the performance earlier explained, “At first, ants were used, but the lady thought ants were too stupid, so she decided to play the role of the ant herself.”

"That's right. He already had the True Sight Potion, but he was still killed by the Swamp Dragon. He is totally unworthy of passing the level!"

"It's better for Oh Jo-chan to do it herself!"

I see. As expected, Sakura.

Hojo Kyosuke nodded, stood behind Sakurayo and began to watch.

"It's started! Number three, the super strong ant warrior with a slender body and muscles as hard as wood, has started to challenge the level!"

Sakura explained in a high voice, and then fiddled with the wooden stick that played the role of an ant to move forward from the entrance of the maze. But the idiot had obviously forgotten what the maze she drew looked like, and walked into a dead end in less than a second.

Or was it her intention? To create difficulties and increase the plot tension? But she didn't seem to have such a smart brain.

A woman who is hard to understand and unpredictable.

"What? It's actually a dead end!? Ant Warrior No. 3 got off to a bad start. He couldn't understand why he was trapped despite his giant height. He should be able to see the center of the maze at a glance!"

Xiao Yingliang's voice full of shock rang out, causing the onlookers to burst into laughter. That's right, if the wooden stick fell down, it could even reach directly from the entrance to the central area.

"This maze! This maze is too powerful! It has blinded the wisdom of Ant Warrior No. 3!"

Sakura shouted angrily, and her passionate and infectious words made Hojo Kyosuke unable to hold back his laughter. No wonder these adults were standing there stupidly watching her performance.

But! The next second, Xiao Yingliang raised the stick and shouted:

"Now that wisdom has disappeared, I will break everything with my invincible strength!"

Then she just used the wooden stick to draw a line from the entrance to the center of the maze, and actually created a straight path!

"What?! Isn't this cheating?!"

Among the crowd of onlookers, a young man in a plaid shirt shouted in dissatisfaction.

"Yeah, yeah, where are the monsters? Weren't there goblins and dragons when the second hero was breaking through the maze? Come out and save them! Someone is cheating!"

"Oh Jo-chan! Didn't the third maze rule you mentioned just now prohibit crossing the wall?!"

"GM is forbidden to leave! Down with the authority dog! Start over!"

"..."

The audience was surprisingly engaged and started protesting.

Hojo Kyosuke also realized that before the powerful Warrior No. 3, Warrior No. 2 and Warrior No. 1 had actually lived such a miserable life.

By the way, with both the guarding monsters and the third maze rules, how long has Sakura been playing here?

He was just feeling guilty when he heard the adults around him shouting excitedly:

"Forget it, forget it. I think the next plot is that Warrior No. 3 finds that the center of the maze he has arrived at is just the entrance to the next maze."

"Yes! There are discarded cement pipes and bricks over there. We can help build the next maze!"

"A bigger range! A taller wall! A stronger monster! I'll be the goblin!"

"Then I'll be the Demon King!"

"No! The Demon King is of course this Oh Jo-chan's!"

"..."

No, buddy? Don't you guys have to go to work? The light is green, the train is leaving, you are different from me, a primary school student who doesn't have to go to work, right?

Hojo Kyosuke was confused. Does Sakura's maze not only have the aura of reducing intelligence, but also the aura of assimilation?

But to be honest, after listening to what they said about the two previous warriors' adventures, he didn't want to go to the aquarium anymore and wanted to play the maze game with Sakura.

Amid the heated discussions, Yamauchi Sakura stood up with one hand on her knee.

She was obviously small, but when she stood up, everyone around her took a step back to show respect.

Put the wooden stick... no, put Ant Warrior No. 3 into your trouser pocket.

"Clap clap~"

After brushing the dust off her hands, the adorable little girl in jeans and T-shirt turned around on the spot, opened her arms and hugged Hojo Kyosuke tightly behind her.

"What on earth destroyed the maze?!"

She laughed and screamed:

“Is it the ant warrior number three who can cheer up even a crying child? Is it the terrifying goblin that sneaks around the corner? Or is it the dark shadow that looms over the maze?”

She hugged Hojo Kyosuke tightly, using her short arms to exert great strength.

“None of them!”

"It's my Kyousuke who came to see me~~"

She held Hojo Kyosuke's hand with her dirty little hand covered in dust, and raised her other hand and waved it vigorously.

"The show is over. Princess, you need to go to the aquarium to watch the dolphin show."

Yingliang said this with a smile, and without waiting for the audience to applaud, she shouted "Make way, don't block the way", while waving her little hands and rudely pushing away the adults who were blocking her way. Her dirty little hands left small handprints on the adults' trouser legs.

"Ah...this?"

The loyal audiences who saw the stick ant No. 3 from the real ant No. 1 were filled with disappointment and confusion. What about our lives? Is this it?

Watching the two little brats walk away hand in hand, a boy who looked like a high school student said with a gloomy face: "Ah, yes, plumber Mario can't see the princess even if he goes through levels for a hundred years, but the prince can marry the princess directly without going through levels."

As soon as these words came out, the office workers around all turned their heads to look at the high school student, all with fierce and cruel eyes.

Who are you scolding! Did the plumber eat your rice?

he~tui!

The crowd dispersed with a bang, and the intersection that had been so lively just now that the patrol police were extremely nervous suddenly became deserted.

The instigator, Yamauchi Sakura, has already walked into the aquarium carrying her own Kyosuke. As she walks, she talks about the new game she created and at the same time condemns someone for being unpunctual.

She didn't want Kyosuke to apologize, she just wanted him to know that it was very hard for him to wait and he should be nicer to herself in the future!

"Did you hear that? Even just a little bit!"

"How big is a little? Is there any standard?"

"A little bit is... well, you see, just like when you asked this question, Kyousuke, you are not allowed to ask it again in the future. Just a little bit."

"what……?"

"Anyway, just keep liking and loving me!"

"In that case, of course there is no problem."

"Hehe~ Oh! The dolphin jumps so high!"

"Kyosuke Kyosuke! Let's go catch one and take it home! Let's ride on a dolphin through the Minato River when we go to school!"

"Stupid, dolphins are marine animals and can't swim in rivers!"

"Does that mean I can catch him and take him home to raise him?"

"Let me think about this."

"Uh-huh!"

"..."

In short, the energetic Yamauchi Sakura can always find fun, even during the most boring waiting time.

Hojo Kyosuke is always impatient, but he can persist in doing something for more than ten years without knowing the outcome.

Only when it comes to matters concerning Yamauchi Sakura does his patience grow incredibly.

"I see. After I finish the test, I should go give Kei and Eriri extra lessons. You know, Eriri was acting weird yesterday."

Hojo Kyosuke nodded, indicating that he had noted down Yamauchi Sakura's schedule, and reminded her:

"Don't leave Yukino behind this time. She almost went crazy yesterday!"

The girl laughed when she heard this and said, "Xue-no must have been having a lot of fun yesterday, right?"

She winked and made eyes, obviously referring to the home run track confession incident. (End of this chapter)