hotmtlnovel Chapter 1014 Just thinking about you makes me happy
Chapter 1014 Just thinking about you makes me happy
"Looking" at someone with a grin, a layer of black mist emerged from Celti's body, and then turned into a hand and hit someone on the head.
Eat! Eat!
Celty had long forgotten what this kind of activity felt like, but perhaps his head knew?
If she wants to eat now, she can use the black mist on her body to transform into a plate of steak, just like the clothes she is wearing.
Hojo Kyosuke, who was not hurt by the knock on the helmet, laughed playfully, twisted the accelerator and with a bang as an invitation, the two of them accelerated back onto the highway.
He had asked this question when he first met Celti - "Do you have any food you are used to?"
Forgive his strong curiosity. Just like when a man sees a mermaid with a human head and a fish body, he will definitely be curious about something. Isn't it normal to think of this thing naturally when seeing Celti without a head?
However, after hearing his words, Celti looked very hurt. He took out his phone pitifully and typed a few words into his eyes:
"Are you mocking me?"
This woman is unexpectedly sensitive inside. Just like a short person would be more concerned about other people's condescending gazes, a headless woman would never discuss lipstick colors with others.
If it were anyone else, they would have apologized immediately, but Hojo Kyosuke was a "ruthless pickup machine" and he was very skilled. He pretended to think about it and said, "I understand. You must hate food. After all, you can only look at it but not eat it."
This time Celti was even more hurt. Even though he had no head, the black mist coming out of his neck was swaying weakly like a dying flame.
Hojo Kyosuke could even imagine her pursed mouth and unhappy look just by "smelling" the smell.
"Y-You're mocking me!"
"It must be this time!"
The headless knight was showing his fangs and claws, but had no deterrent effect at all. Hojo Kyosuke burst into laughter again, and then made this simple woman laugh out loud with just one sentence.
"But I think you must have been a gourmet when you still had a brain!" he said.
Then a black mist suddenly "shot" out from Celti's neck, instantly dyeing the entire ceiling black, and she typed:
"Although what you said is totally unfounded, Kyousuke, I am willing to believe you because you have a nice smile. Yes, I was definitely a gourmet when I still had a brain. After all, you see, I have lived for so many years, I must have eaten all the delicacies in the world, right? Even now that I don't have a brain, I am still very good at cooking. So while I still have a brain! I must have been a gourmet!"
Celty "babbled" about how high her gourmet brain's level was.
Hojo Kyosuke was chuckling beside him.
Perhaps because what you can't get is the best, this headless knight lady has a million and twenty thousand beautiful fantasies about her own head.
When Hojo Kyosuke first taught her how to make sounds through vibrations, he asked her why she made the sound she made now. At that time, Miss Knight said, "I can't remember it, but I feel like my voice is like this."
But when they met again some time ago, Miss Knight's words changed to "No, when I still had a brain, my voice was much better than this."
When watching your favorite soap opera, does Miss Knight also say, "My head is much prettier than hers!"
Even "My eyesight must be very good", "My nose...", "My..."
In a word: my head is as high as the sky!
Hojo Kyosuke once thought secretly that it would be better not to let Celti find the head. It would be terrible if the reality was too different from her imagination.
But then he thought that as long as the head could be put back on his neck, Celti would probably think everything would be best.
In the days that followed, Hojo Kyosuke would still ask Celti from time to time whether he had eaten. If the other party said no (the probability of this happening was 100%), then he would start talking about the food he had just eaten.
Because of his outstanding literary accomplishment and cooking skills, his dishes are often delicious and tasty, and even a headless knight lady can imagine delicious dishes.
Even now, even though Yukino's cooking skills were not satisfactory, after being told by Hojo Kyousuke, Celty was still drooling with greed. Fortunately, her saliva was simulated by the black mist, so it would not wet her clothes.
wrong! etc……
If saliva is simulated with black fog, then clothes simulated with black fog as well...
(Saliva = black fog), (Clothes = black fog)
From these two equations, we can conclude that (clothes = saliva)
This meant that Celti's entire body was now covered in saliva.
Suck...
Now it was Hojo Kyosuke's turn to drool. No, this was too obscene. He couldn't think about it anymore.
Damn novelist, why does he have such a rich imagination!
"…Kyosuke? Kyosuke! Are you listening to me?!"
Celty shouted, raising her voice.
She still spoke by letting the black mist vibrate in Hojo Kyosuke's ears. Similarly, she could also "hear" what Hojo Kyosuke said through the vibrations caused by his voice through the black mist.
Before meeting Hojo Kyosuke, Celti could already see, hear and perceive things through the black fog, which means that at that time she already instinctively knew how to hear sounds through vibrations, but her knowledgeable descendant of the beheader never thought of teaching her to speak.
I understand. For a non-human who is powerful but helpless and cannot talk, the only person he can communicate with should be his support, right? It would be best if he only trusted me for the rest of his life!
Secretly conspiring in his heart, Hojo Kyosuke just felt that this was indeed a way of love that was very suitable for the Japanese, and if it was used in a novel, it would definitely be very popular.
The deformed and twisted but "sincere" love is simply a whole lot of love!
He was lost in thought and quickly apologized for being distracted.
Although his super brain can repeat Celti's words word for word, most of the time he is still unwilling to be so perfunctory. After all, this kind of skill should be used when it is necessary.
For example, if when you get home tonight and Eriri asks you, "Why did you take so long after get off work?!", you can just pretend to be deaf and dumb.
"I say, congratulations on becoming the baseball god. And are you going to America to play baseball in the future? If so, I can go there to play for a while. The last time I went traveling alone, I was not very happy every day.
When I was driving on the street at night, people would shoot at me for no reason, and some would stop me and ask me to help them transport goods. It was so annoying. "
Celti said it again in a good-tempered manner, but her tone was indignant. Even though it had been so long, she still felt resentful. It seemed that her folk legend from the British Isles was strongly welcomed in the independent colonies.
Hojo Kyosuke found it funny, thinking that if Celty dared to take off his helmet and was seen, the masters of the big chaebols would definitely go crazy immediately. Then it would not be the little black people on the street shooting randomly, but the army would be directly driven into the city.
However, he just thought about it and didn't dare say it out loud. Celti, a genuine urban legend, for some reason feared most being caught and sliced up for research (wasn't it natural to be afraid?!).
What I hate most when watching TV are all kinds of supernatural phenomena related to UFOs and aliens. I am afraid that they will be associated with me.
If this were to be made public, Celti would have to shut himself in for at least ten days or half a month, let alone travel.
"I won't go. Even you, Celti, are afraid of being shot. I must be even more afraid."
Hojo Kyosuke smiled and explained the operation of increasing the popularity and attracting advertising endorsements through baseball team interviews, which made Celti amazed.
"So that's how it is. I can actually make so much money. That's amazing..."
Miss Knight was amazed, thinking that she could only earn tens of thousands of dollars by riding a bike for half a day, which was totally incomparable.
"So what about you, what have you been doing lately?"
Hojo Kyosuke asked again.
Upon hearing this, Celti sighed, and even her beloved Masilda whistled.
This scene in the middle of the night was really terrifying. A motorcycle made a horse-like sound. Although such a phenomenon would occur in the tunnel, Celti usually ran on the viaduct, and Silva would also scream because of his excitement. No wonder it became an urban legend in Ikebukuro.
"It's not very peaceful in Ikebukuro lately."
Miss Knight hesitated, not knowing what to say.
"I feel like there are some bad elements sneaking into the city, and I've been investigating this recently."
Hojo Kyosuke was a little curious when he heard it, but not much. It's about supernatural attraction and source quality gathering. I understand it!
Seeing Celti's troubled look, he explained this theory.
"Just like you and me, although I am still far from being as inhuman as you are, I am not an ordinary person either, so we got to know each other. And Sanye, you see, we are attracted to each other."
He gave an explanation, which Celty accepted after a moment's thought.
"No wonder I always stay in Ikebukuro."
Miss Knight nodded, then instructed Hojo Kyosuke to tell his friends not to go to Ikebukuro at night recently.
"It's not peaceful."
She said this, but quickly added, “It’s very chaotic,” probably because she felt that things were not going well and it was hard for people to take her seriously, and she was worried that her friends would get hurt.
Hojo Kyosuke also nodded, and then said solemnly that he understood.
"Since you are going to pick up Teacher Kasumi Shiko after get off work, let's say goodbye here. Don't forget to contact me on Saturday!"
At the exit of Metropolitan Expressway Route 5, Celti stopped the car and waved goodbye.
Hojo Kyosuke waved without looking back, then drove towards the toll booth.
Behind him, Celti twisted the accelerator and turned around on the spot. Before the passing cars could scream in surprise, the black motorcycle jumped up and flew directly to the opposite lane.
The shadow of the black motorcycle on the ground is a horse.
Well, Miss Knight never pays highway tolls.
Of course, there is no need to add oil or even feed grass. This is how urban legends save money.
After getting off the highway, Hojo Kyosuke quickly arrived in Wahe City.
He had been to the publishing house of Fuzugawa Bookstore many times and was familiar with the place.
When he parked the car and walked into the publishing house, he was surprised to find Kasumigaoka Utaha was already sitting in the lobby waiting for him.
The black-haired girl sat on the sofa, her burgundy eyes looking outside, her slender legs wrapped in black stockings crossed together, her brown leather shoes facing the door, clicking one by one.
"One hour and seven minutes."
The girl spoke softly, her face already full of smiles.
Hojo Kyosuke was stunned: "What?"
"I'll sit here and wait for your time."
Kasumigaoka Utaha had already stood up, and without even smoothing her skirt, she walked eagerly in front of Hojo Kyosuke.
Someone apologized quickly, although he didn't know what to apologize for.
An average stupid guy might think, "I didn't ask you to wait. I came all the way here non-stop, so how can I fly away?"
But that's not how it works. The key point is that she just sat there and waited for me for more than an hour. During this hour, she had only one thought in her mind:
"Why hasn't Kyosuke come yet? Kyosuke is coming to pick me up from get off work."
When I think of this, let alone apologizing, I would even be willing to let Hojo Kyosuke lie on the ground and let Senior Kasumigaoka step on him.
"Fortunately, I discovered something during the more than an hour I sat here."
Kasumigaoka Utaha's beautiful face is full of gentle expressions.
"what?"
"It turns out that love is such a simple thing."
The black-haired, red-eyed girl said softly:
"I don't need you in front of me, I don't even need to hear your voice, just thinking about you can make me so happy. Even the boring waiting makes me happy."
Machida Yuanzi next to her was about to burst out of anger. You are happy, but do you know that we are so sinful? It was you who said that we would get things done today, and it was you who ran to the lobby to wait even though the people hadn't arrived yet.
As early as two hours ago, this willful author of ours had been restless, increasingly irritable, and easily irritated. She said she would stop working and start waiting for her husband.
After much persuasion, a group of people finally persuaded her to be patient and discuss for a while. Until an hour ago, this girl with a bad temper finally ran out of patience and threw the pen away, "I have given up hope on your work ability. I will start contacting other publishers tomorrow!"
The editor-in-chief was so angry that he was shaking all over. He immediately said angrily:
"Are you guys all useless? Can't you create a best-selling novel without Kasumi Shiko? Don't you know that the little girl is waiting to date Hojo? You are a bunch of useless people. Work overtime tonight and don't cause trouble for Kasumi Shiko!"
As they said this, everyone bent over and escorted Kasumigaoka Utaha out of the meeting room.
Then, the girl, whose patience had been exhausted and who had started to get angry, just sat on the sofa blankly, not drinking water, not talking, not looking at her phone, and not even paying attention to the time. She just sat there, her eyes moving, as if thinking about something, waiting quietly.
It was simply unbelievable! Machida Sonoko was so upset that her teeth and stomach ached, but she couldn't leave. The editor-in-chief ordered her to stay here and see if she could find a chance to get in touch with Hojo Kyosuke.
Oh, my God, all the eight million gods in the sky, when Hojo teacher comes, if I dare to go up and interrupt their conversation, Xiaoshi, this ruthless woman, will definitely start beating me inhumanely at the first moment. Machida Yuanzi is extremely sure of this.
And more! You told me to pretend that you didn't know that Hojo Kyosuke was coming to pick you up, and now you're running here again, afraid that Hojo teacher didn't know you were waiting here?
Machida Sonoko had a lot of complaints to complain about.
Okay, I admit I'm jealous. (End of this chapter)