hotmtlnovel Chapter 1029 Learning to Pick Up Girls from My Big Brother: My Big Brother Finds a Partner While I R
Chapter 1029 Learning to Pick Up Girls from My Big Brother: My Big Brother Finds a Partner While I R
Chapter 1029 Learning to Pick Up Girls from My Big Brother: My Big Brother Finds a Partner While I Remain Single
Upon hearing Hojo Kyosuke's words, everyone else in the conference room turned to look at Kisaki Tetsuta.
The fact that this guy fell in love with a girl in the private school and turned to the point of wanting to become the emperor of Japan had already been widely circulated in the anime "Rampage Angels" after he got drunk, just like how Hatake Goro fell in love with cross-dressing Kuroda Kaito before.
These idiots aren't like the guys in those silly movies who "must tell someone something that no one else knows to be true brothers," but when they're drunk and in that kind of atmosphere, their mouths become like bursting floodgates, and they'll blurt out anything.
After being tricked a few times, Kisaki dared not drink much anymore. Instead, she began to reveal her true nature, sneakily urging others to drink like a treacherous viper, and then writing down other people's dirty secrets.
"Damn it! What are you all barking about?! Do I need to envy others?! I can summon a hundred or a thousand of those idiots who only know how to fight in a minute!"
Tetsuta Kisaki blushed red under their gaze and roared in embarrassment and anger.
Then Hatake Goro and the others burst into laughter, turning around and loudly proclaiming things like, "I'm a blonde strategist who doesn't talk about love," "I've lost my love, and all I see is ruin," and "I would never envy someone who's in love every day!"
This instantly enraged Kisaki, who leaped from her seat onto the table and lunged to grab Hatake Goro's neck. Then these idiots all yelled:
"Oh no, the strategist is angry! Run!"
"Oh dear strategist, if you had used the same energy you put into chasing girls, you would have a girlfriend by now!"
"Oh no! If Xixi doesn't chase after other girls but chases after me, doesn't that mean he likes me?"
"That's right, that's right, the strategist is going to choke you and kiss you until you suffocate!"
"..."
A jumble of incoherent screams filled the spacious conference room, along with the sound of footsteps like a herd of elephants stampeding.
The members of the kendo club darted around like monkeys. They could easily jump over the three- or four-meter-wide conference table with just a light push of their hands. Even when Shiki Tetsuya was exhausted, sweating profusely and his face was flushed, he still couldn't catch up with a single person.
Hmm, his flushed face was probably from anger.
At this moment, all the members of the Kendo Club and Baseball Club of Soubu High School gathered in the school's largest conference room for a strategic meeting to prepare for the upcoming national tournament (Koshien).
The baseball club was poor and didn't have its own meeting room, while the kendo club had to share a leader and strategist with the baseball club, so they could only hold meetings together.
Kisaki's ability to gather information goes without saying. Not only can she uncover the strength of other school players, but she can also dig up their love stories.
This conference room is a prestigious project for the school, usually used by the principal to entertain visitors from outside the school, so it is decorated very luxuriously.
In the center of the room stood a circular mahogany conference table over ten meters long. The surrounding walls were painted white on the bottom and red on the top, giving it a dignified and grand appearance. At the front of the room was a huge display screen, and speakers were placed in the four corners, along with portable microphones...
Even with all the members from both clubs seated inside, it didn't feel crowded, although there weren't enough seats. Only the regular members could sit at the tables, while the extras carried small stools and sat in rows at the back.
After making a ruckus for a while, Aya Kisaki returned to her seat, panting. Unfortunately, she hadn't caught a single person.
"Onizuka told me all this!"
She gulped down a bottle of water in one go and said with a disgruntled expression:
"That guy is friends with Sanliangyi Dalong, so he knows very well!"
That's it!
Kyosuke Hojo and the others nodded in sudden understanding. It wasn't surprising that Onizuka would know so much about this kind of thing. Even though he already had a girlfriend, that guy still harbored a deep hatred for sweet couples, the kind of person who wished all couples in the world would end up as siblings.
After the idiots quieted down a bit, Sakura Yamauchi sighed softly, "What a touching story."
Yukino Yukinoshita nodded in agreement. The story of Sanliangyi Dalong and Mogami Mikan reminded her of her own father and mother. Both were equally ignorant and incompetent, and both underwent drastic changes because of a girl.
What? Why is a black-haired girl at the strategy meeting between the baseball club and the kendo club?
That's because the poor baseball team went to their subordinates and asked Yukino Yukinoshita to help them get into Koshien. In other words, "Please be our data analysts for free!"
With Yukino Yukinoshita's meticulous and rigorous work ethic, being a data analyst is a piece of cake. Even the all-knowing Tetsuta Kisaki was amazed by the analysis reports she compiled, saying:
"It's like completely digitizing a person. As long as you follow the formula, even someone like Ryota Tsuchiya, who has no talent, has a chance to defeat a genius."
Upon receiving the request, Yukinoshita agreed almost without hesitation, not out of consideration for baseball team ticket holder Kyosuke Hojo, nor for baseball team manager Sakura Yamauchi, but rather...
My older sister never went to Koshien Stadium during her three years of high school.
Maybe... I can go in her place.
Yukino used to admire, respect, and idolize Haruno, hoping to be as outstanding as her older sister, to be valued by their parents like her sister, and to be loved by everyone like her sister…
However, it's impossible; a person cannot become another person.
The more we yearn for each other, the farther apart we become.
With conflicting feelings, Yukino begins to show extreme tsundere dislike for her older sister, determined to surpass her and earn the right to inherit the family business. But she can't do what her sister didn't do, because her sister is the best!
Torn between conflicting emotions, yearning to be loved yet rejecting it.
Beneath her flawless exterior lies an incredibly tormented inner world; even without any external stimulation, her conflicted heart is enough to tear her in two.
But change occurred.
After Golden Week, Yukino Yukinoshita returned home from her trip. A sentence from her father, Muneki Yukinoshita, made her... somewhat shyly say, and she felt like an angel had patted her on the head.
"Oh, my little angel is back! She even brought a present for Daddy? Wow~~ It seems like Haruno never went on a trip with her friends during high school, right?"
Huh?
Didn't my sister ever experience this? Traveling with friends by bus, soaking in hot springs, strolling along the beach, having barbecue while watching Mount Fuji at night, and bringing gifts for her parents on the way home...
Huh? My sister...
How could they not have made any mistakes on so many simple things?
勝ち (kachi) (a gesture of clenching a fist in affirmation)
Having been enrolled in the same school as my sister for less than half a year, am I already going to accomplish something that even my sister couldn't do? Although my sister didn't even intend to do it.
But in any case, she still won big in an area where her sister wasn't good at!
That night, Yukino Yukinoshita rolled around in bed for a long time, trying to suppress her laughter until she was covered in sweat.
Now, I will lead Kyosuke Hojo, along with some other minor characters whose names are not even important, to rewrite the fate of Soubu High School and leave a significant mark on the school's history!
I'll join the baseball team my sister never participated in! I'll go to Koshien Stadium in her place, a place my sister never attended! I'll lift the trophies my sister never lifted!
It can only be said that one is influenced by one's company. Although Yukino Yukinoshita did not use Kyosuke Hojo's fingernails to make tea, she still learned a lot from his and Sakura Yamauchi's shameless spirit.
Not choosing to thoroughly defeat Haruno in the area of flat chests was probably the last act of mercy she showed as the younger sister!
As expected, humans are still too principled!
Ryota Tsuchiya, who dreams of making it to Koshien to prove that even trash can have their day, and Yukino Yukinoshita, who wants to create a glory that her older sister never saw, hit it off immediately.
Espionage was handled by Tetsuta Kisaki, while Yukino Yukinoshita was responsible for organizing the intelligence and designing tactics suitable for Soubu High School to help them increase their presence.
For example, at Kanto Ichi High School, the data analyst will evaluate the top three players based on batting average, batting content, and pitching content. Then, when the opposing team pitches and defends, they will try to get the lower-ranked players from Sobu High School to steal bases as much as possible so that Kyosuke Hojo can hit a bases-loaded home run.
A good coach only needs a suitable tactical arrangement to turn a weak team into a dark horse and create a miracle this summer.
A decisive battle—that's the brutal yet thrilling Koshien tournament.
One side knelt on the ground, weeping in regret and distress, while the other side roared with joy and disbelief.
Yukinoshita looked down at Kanto Ichi's information, pondering to herself. "Three-two-point dragon pitcher and batter is monster-level among high schoolers. And that captain named Kazama Fuuin is also very strong, not only with outstanding skill but also rich experience in matches; he's a formidable opponent. Unless we exclude our own Kyosuke Hojo, otherwise…"
"Ah, I really hope I can meet them soon."
Sakura Yamauchi's voice from beside her interrupted Yukinoshita's thoughts.
Upon hearing the leader of the group speak, the noisy crowd immediately pressed the mute button.
"What? I think it would be better if we could meet them as late as possible? After all, our team still needs to hone its skills through matches."
Yukinoshita frowned as she spoke.
The schedule for this year's Koshien tournament has been released, with the draw for the East Tokyo region starting on June 18th, which is imminent.
Even with the monster Hojo in her hands, Yukinoshita couldn't help but feel a lack of confidence when leading this group of inferior horses to the competition.
Ryota Tsuchiya and the other members of the baseball team also looked intently at Sakura Yamauchi, ready to listen to her insightful opinions.
Only Kyosuke Hojo's lips curled into a wicked smile.
Sakura Yamauchi drawled, "Look, Yukino~~"
Yes, I'm watching!
Yukino Yukinoshita held a notebook under one hand and a pen in the other, her expression serious.
"After we finish our match against Kanto, Kyosuke will cleanly and decisively hand them a big 'duck egg'."
Sakura Yamauchi rested her chin on her left hand on the table, her bright yellow eyes gleaming with excitement.
"When the time comes, with his dreams shattered and having betrayed love and friendship, Sanliang Yilong will surely be consumed by despair, kneeling on the ground with his head banging on the floor, howling and wailing."
And then, that girl named Mogami Perfect will jump down from the audience, running and crying all the way to Sanliang Yidalong.
It would be best if it rained right now! Yes, a super torrential downpour, the kind that turns the baseball field into mud in an instant! Hahaha~~
Mogami Mikoto used his body to shield himself from the rain, then looked up at the girl who had been encouraging and supporting him. He opened his mouth but couldn't say anything, only coughing repeatedly from the rain.
Finally, the two knelt face to face in the mud.
Their youth, their love, will be inscribed with the four characters "Hojo Kyosuke"!
Before anyone knew it, Sakura Yamauchi had stood up, her hands resting on the table. Her eyes were bright and sparkling, her eyebrows were raised with excitement, and her clear, cheerful voice echoed throughout the conference room.
"Maybe, I mean maybe, that guy is extremely proud. Faced with the best attempt to comfort him, he might say in a huff, 'I didn't take you to Koshien, so we can't be together!'"
Then, decades later, still alone, Sanliangyi collapsed drunk on the street in the dead of night, crying out:
"Damn you, Kyosuke Hojo, you've ruined my clarity, you've destroyed my love..."
"Cough cough cough-"
Kyosuke Hojo coughed twice, and when Sakura looked over, he repeatedly said with his eyes, "Tone it down! Tone it down! This is probably a scene from Eriri's doujinshi! You two can discuss it privately!"
Sakura pouted, spread her little hands, and sat down, indicating that she would listen to him.
Fortunately, she had said everything she wanted to say and was very satisfied.
The conference room fell silent for a moment, with everyone looking at Sakura Yamauchi with very complicated expressions.
The story of the three or two Yi Dalongs touched not only Yukinoshita, but also most of these guys who were single. After all, they were so busy with training that they didn't even have time to study, let alone date.
Hearing that Sanryo joined the baseball team because of Mogami's perfection, and that he was moved by the kind-hearted captain Kazama Fuuin to set his sights on becoming the first hero of Kanto, everyone was secretly incredibly envious, even though they didn't say it.
Friendship, love, family, sweat, dreams...
With just a few words, I possessed almost everything!
but……
Well, Ms. Yamauchi from "The Monster's Girlfriend" is a big fan of Mono no Aware (the pathos of things). She doesn't like watching shonen manga, prefers to be an anti-hero, and enjoys the tragic ending amidst applause and flowers.
Single guys like Tetsuta Kisaki and Goro Hata secretly thought to themselves, "Miss Yamauchi, you and your brother are always seen together, your life is so happy and fulfilling that everyone envies you. So you can't allow anyone to be happier than you, right?"
Eh?
You know what, you really have to believe it, how come that so-called "three-two Italian dragon" can undergo a magnificent transformation and embark on the road to becoming a winner in life because of a girl? He has a kind and friendly club president who cooks chicken soup for him, and he can even go to a coffee shop to relax with the girl after training.
We only have a minister who's always hacking and slashing, and he's always hacking us away. After training, all we can do is get a massage from our sweaty, single companion next to us.
"Snapped!"
Tetsuta Kisaki suddenly clapped his hands, and then...
"Slap slap slap slap—!!!"
Irresistible applause erupted, interspersed with screams and shouts.
"That's amazing, Yamauchi-neechan!"
"That's how we should crush them! Bullshit Sanryo-sense, bullshit Fuucho-in! Take the victory and snatch Mogami Perfection away!"
"Whoa!! Take it, take it! The strong own everything!"
"Hey! Baseball team, you better win with spirit, or you'll never get away with this!"
"..."
These idiots suddenly realized that happiness belongs to others, so what empathy do they have?
Hachiman Hikigaya shouted especially loudly. His eyes were bloodshot, as if he could already see Mitsuyoshi with one arm around a girl and the other waving the victory flag. He was so envious and jealous that his voice cracked from shouting.
If it really turns out like what Sister Yamauchi said, that's what everyone wants to see!
It wasn't just the boys from the two clubs who were shouting; many girls from the kendo club also joined in, because they were envious too!
I joined the kendo club because of Hojo, the club president, who is super handsome. But instead of getting the best of a deal, I didn't even get the benefit of having the club president help me with my warm-up. Instead, I have to watch Yamauchi and Nishimiya enjoy the club president's favor every day.
Seriously, my teenage romance story shouldn't be like this!
But since my youth romance story already has problems, I can only ruin other people's stories too!
Even the kendo club members were this excited, let alone the baseball club members. You know, if it weren't for the appearance of our beloved ticket guy, they wouldn't have even made it to Koshien, let alone been able to disband the club. It was only because Tsuchiya Ryota risked his life that they didn't fail.
Others, on the other hand, join the prestigious Kanto First Baseball Club and become ace within a year, with cute girls cheering them on. What they dream of is easily attainable for others.
How can it be repaired? !
Die! Die! Die! Die, die!
No one expected that morale would be ignited in this way.
The subsequent battle meeting went so smoothly that even Yukino Yukinoshita couldn't believe it. These idiots, whose heads were filled with nothing but sweat and passion, kept coming up with ingenious ideas, all in an effort to ensure that their opponents, who might have girlfriends, would suffer a crushing defeat.
"...Oh, there's no hope for them..."
The girl closed her notebook and sighed softly.
She had a guess.
"Hey, Sakura, do you think it's because of Hojo, this boss with an incredibly strong love life, that those people's lives are so tragic?"
Yukino asked in a low voice.
Sakura Yamauchi, who was leaning against the back of her chair with a lollipop in her mouth, was taken aback when she heard this, and then burst into laughter.
She laughed so hard she bent over backwards, and only stopped when Yukinoshita got angry.
"NoNoNo!"
Sakura wagged her index finger, her amber eyes sparkling, and said with a broad smile:
“Yukino, you met Kyosuke too late, so you don’t understand him.”
"These idiots were single before they met Kyosuke~~ On the contrary, Onizuka and the others really learned something from Kyosuke and successfully found their partners."
At this point, Sakura suddenly paused, remembering some things that Miyamizu Mitsuha had said.
Hmm...it could also be the Mitsuba Cult?
Hahaha, that's even funnier!
"Is this so..."
Yukino Yukinoshita seemed to be deep in thought, and then raised her right hand and placed it loosely on her chin, striking a classic contemplative pose.
"It's also a very good research topic..."
Maybe we can deduce the formula for dating from these stubborn single people?
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