Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

Chapter 312 Yi Zhonghai arranges Jia Dongxu's funeral

Yi Zhonghai frowned. Today's incident was a big blow to him. Fortunately, he still had Yi Xiaotian and Sha Zhu to protect him. Otherwise, he really didn't know what to do if he encountered something like today.

I have been training and taking care of the elderly for several years. Although I don’t like them very much, I still have some feelings for them.

Just like that, it's gone?

If I hadn't listened to Xu Damao and kept Yi Xiaotian, then today...

Once Jia Dongxu was gone, he was left with only Sha Zhu, the fool, as a backup for his old age. Not only was Sha Zhu prone to getting into trouble, but the key point was that he still had a biological father who was not dead but was just protecting the city and would not come back.

In that situation, I would really go crazy!

I really have to thank Xu Damao for the retirement aspect!

Looking at Yi Xiaotian who was still in his wife's arms, Yi Zhonghai felt relieved. This child knew how to be grateful. However, he also had to instill in him the concept of respecting the elderly and loving the young. He must not be raised to have the same character as Jia Dongxu and Banggeng.

So today, he has to take care of the Jia family's affairs, and he has to do it beautifully!

Set an example for the younger generation in the hospital, including Yi Xiaotian!

"Dear neighbors, the first thing to do is to bury Jia Dongxu tomorrow. The young people in our yard should lend a hand and help carry Dongxu up the mountain."

"Guangtian Guangfu, Jiecheng Jiefang, Shazhu, and XX, XX... Those who need to take leave tomorrow should take leave. This matter must be handled beautifully."

Guangtian Guangfu didn't care, as he was used to being ordered around anyway. Shazhu was also okay, but Yan Jiecheng was not happy.

"Uncle, why don't Liu Guangqi and Xu Damao go to help?" Yan Jiecheng would not afford to suffer any loss. If you asked all the young people to go, he would not be able to escape either, which would not be a big deal. But why could Liu Guangqi and Xu Damao not go?

Yi Zhonghai really felt that the eldest son of the Yan family was a waste, and replied unhappily: "Guangqi is going to get married in a few days. What do you think of asking him to carry the coffin up the mountain at this time?"

"Xu Damao's wife is pregnant with quadruplets. If something happens to her, will you, Yan Jiecheng, be responsible?"

"This kind of thing can only be done by unmarried young people, understand?"

Xu Damao nodded. Yi Zhonghai was quite fair in this matter and the arrangement made sense.

But Sha Zhu replied casually: "Just say it was a bachelor who carried it..."

Then everyone burst into laughter because Shazhu also included himself in it.

You are single, but it seems like you feel so proud of it?

Then Jia Zhang started to curse: "Shazhu, you idiot, is this a joke?! People die in everyone's family, not just yours! When you die, I'll let Banggeng make a fuss during your funeral, and I'll see if you can handle it!"

"Old Jia! There are bad guys in this yard! Dongxu! This idiot Zhu is not a human being, come up and take him away too!"

Sha Zhu also realized that he seemed to have said something wrong again and was apologizing in various ways, but after Jia Zhang's call to action, everyone laughed even more crazily.

But it is not appropriate to do this during funerals, so everyone has to cover their mouths and hold it in.

——Dong dong dong——

Yi Zhonghai knocked hard on the square table in the middle and shouted, "Everyone, be serious! What's going on? Why are you still laughing?"

He was also speechless. They were in the middle of a funeral, and this idiot Shazhu came out to show off again...

The deaf old lady keeps saying that Sha Zhu is reliable as a nursing home worker. How can this be called reliable?

Not to mention taking care of you in your old age, it's possible that he will send you away early.

It’s better to train Xiaotian slowly - it’s tiring.

"It's settled. Next year, those who are on roll will take leave if they need it. Go to bed early tonight and get up early tomorrow morning to send Dongxu up the mountain."

Not to mention, when Yi Zhonghai was dealing with serious matters, his serious expression still looked a bit majestic.

"Shazhu, you may have to get up earlier tomorrow morning. And the Jia family's wife, we will have to work hard up the mountain tomorrow morning, so we have to make sure everyone is well fed, right?"

"Is it okay to get up early in the morning and make some cornmeal porridge for everyone?"

Originally Sha Zhu was still complaining that he was the only one who had to work hard, but when he heard that he was going to cook with Jin Lili, he immediately patted his chest and said, "That must be no problem! We are all from the same courtyard, if you don't come out to help now, when will you help? Don't worry, uncle, I will definitely take care of it."

Okay, this idiot has set his sights on Jin Lili again.

Can you keep this in mind? Your mouth is stretched to your ears!

Yi Zhonghai's face turned black, the deaf old lady sighed, He Yushui covered her face feeling embarrassed, and Xu Damao and others held back their laughter.

The funeral, which was originally a serious matter, became more and more funny.

This is also because Qin Huairu wasn't here crying and acting pitiful, so no one felt that sad.

Jin Lili said in embarrassment: "Uncle, in this year, our family really has no surplus food..."

Everyone suddenly felt that this sentence sounded so familiar.

However, Jin Lili immediately explained: "I still have money, but the food is really not enough. How about that neighbor who still has plenty of food at home, share some with our family, and I will buy it at the price of Pigeon Market."

After hearing this, everyone felt better. This was what human beings said.

But Jia Zhang refused to accept it: "What are you buying?! Our Dongxu is dead, shouldn't these neighbors help us a little? They just put in a bit of effort and asked us to pay for food and money. This is eating up the whole family! They are bullying us, an orphan and a widow! There is no justice!"

"Old Jia! Dongxu! You died miserably! There are bad guys in the compound, they are not human beings, they want to eat our family! You come up and take them all away, it's just right that you have a companion on the road to the underworld so you won't be lonely--"

Everyone who was watching the show was now disgusted by Jia Zhang. "Your son is dead, so we can tolerate you being a little mad and throwing a tantrum."

But cursing us to death is too much!

Everyone was about to get angry, but Yi Zhonghai slammed the table and said, "Jia Zhang! If you keep making such a fuss, we won't care about your family's affairs anymore! Go and do whatever you want!"

Jia Zhang finally calmed down. There was only a widow, a pregnant woman and a teenage boy in her family, and they wanted to send Jia Dongxu to the mountain?

That's absolutely impossible.

So Jia Zhang could only sit back cursing.

"Mom, don't you think about it? If everyone doesn't have enough to eat, and Dongxu falls down while being carried up the mountain, how unlucky that would be?" Jin Lili also advised.

"They dare?! I can't kill them!" Jia Zhang panicked when she heard this, but she still spoke stubbornly.

"Okay, Jia's wife, I still have 50 kilograms of corn flour, which I will deliver to your house later... Forget it, just leave it at my house. You and Sha Zhu can come and get it when you make breakfast tomorrow morning. Consider it my support, and I don't need your money."

Yi Zhonghai originally wanted to send it directly to the Jia family, but he was afraid that Jia Zhangshi would do something weird, so he gave her 50 kilograms of corn flour, but in the end he only gave her 10 kilograms. It was really possible for Jia Zhangshi to do such a thing.

I might as well wait until tomorrow morning when it’s time to cook and then come out to watch over it myself.

When we really have to send Dongxu up the mountain, if someone gets too hungry to let go halfway, that would be too much fun.

To cook for so many people and have them available during the day, only Sha Zhu’s kitchen can do it.

"Thank you very much, uncle." Jin Lili nodded quickly to express her gratitude. Regardless of whether she had any feelings for Jia Dongxu or not, the most important thing at this stage was to finish the funeral and send Jia Dongxu to the mountain.

Seeing that Jin Lili was very sensible, Yi Zhonghai nodded with satisfaction. If all the younger generations were like her, then his retirement plan wouldn't have so many twists and turns.

"I'm Dongxu's master and his godfather. These are what I should do."

"Let's talk about what happens after we get back tomorrow."

"Everyone knows the Jia family's situation. The factory has not yet come up with a compensation plan, but when we return from the mountain tomorrow, we have to prepare a funeral banquet. We can't have a grand ceremony these days, but we also don't want Dongxu to die in such a shabby way."

"I suggest that those of us with money contribute money and those with strength contribute strength—"

As soon as he finished speaking, before Xu Damao could say anything, Yan Jiecheng interrupted him impatiently.

"Uncle, didn't the street office prohibit private donations?"