The Pokémon Goofing Around

Chapter 171 Image?Absolutely not

Xia Hunao, who decided to change his mind in the afternoon, took Guagua and Dianxi for a walk around Biyu City. When passing a movie theater, Xia Hunao stopped his wheelchair: "Movies, red and blue. Green Nightmare? This thing looks like a lot of fun, but it sounds familiar."

Xia Hunao turned around and looked at Dianxi and Guagua: "How about we go watch this movie?"

The shucking ninja in the ball: You, the trainer, forgot about me again.

Guagua and Dianxi were very happy when they heard that Xia Hunao wanted to watch a movie. Xia Hunao happily got a private room for four people in the cinema and took his three elves to see this red and blue green. nightmare.

The movie started soon. Looking at the special effects of the black clouds overwhelming the city on the big screen, Xia Hunao turned his head and glanced at the shelling ninja: "No, you didn't react at all to such a grand scene. Although anyone with squinting eyes is a monster, your reaction is too weird."

The shelling ninja was just floating behind Xia Hunao, while Dianxi and Guagua were staring at the big screen, particularly curious about what would happen next.

After experiencing the very oppressive beginning of the movie, the main part of the movie begins.

"As we all know, on the Spirit Demon Star where we live..."

Listening to this weird voice-over, Xia Hunao frowned: "Isn't this a theater blockbuster? Why does it give me the illusion of a documentary? Damn it, I spent more than 400 on this ticket. Isn't it time for a refund? ?Is there a 7-minute refund service?”

After the dull and boring voice-over ended, the first protagonist of the film came on stage.In the blue sea, a huge figure set off surging waves and hit a large stone on the edge of the cliff, smashing the stone into pieces.

Xia Hunao stood up: "Oh, oh, the overlord of the ocean, Kyogre, is going to come out... I'm going to fuck you. Do you call this Kyogre?"

Looking at the Kyogre on the big screen with a pair of dead fish eyes and swimming in the water as ugly as an earthworm crawling on the ground, Xia Nao wanted to jump off the stairs.

"How can this thing be Kyogre? If you say it's a fat-headed fish, you're looking down on him. If you say it's a salted fish, you'll be scolded by salted fish. I can understand that you can't find the real Kyogre. You can at least get it. A Roaring Whale King will take care of it, but if it doesn’t work, we’ll have to endure the Variety Monster.”

Saying that, Xia Hunao opened the bottle of Coke and took two sips: "Ha, even if I had a Magikarp with better special effects than this one, it shouldn't be Kyogre starring in a real leather suit!"

Xia Hunao was cursing when he heard knocking on the wall in the private room next door: "Brother, stop cursing."

After hearing this, Xia Hunao leaned against the wall and said, "I'm sorry, the guy next door, for disturbing your movie. I didn't expect that the soundproofing of this movie theater was not very good."

The guy in the private room next door said: "No, I don't blame you for being noisy. The main reason is that you have finished scolding me here and I have no words to scold. You can at least leave me a few words."

Xia Hunao heard this: "Brother, should you come over and let us scold each other, or should I go over and accompany you?"

"Wait a minute, I'll be right over."

Not long after, Xia Hunao heard someone knocking on the door of the private room. Guagua went over and opened the door. A young man wearing sportswear with a pair of headphones hanging around his neck walked in: "Brother, you..."

"Sit down first and let's watch the movie."

The young man sat down on the original chair in the private room, and the second protagonist of the movie happened to appear on the movie screen: Groudon.

Xia Hunao gestured toward the young man with the earphones to invite him first. The young man with the earphones thought for a moment, and then said: "This Groudon is not Groudon at all. It doesn't have the domineering power of Groudon at all. Groudon like this is not the same." We can only fight the Kyogre just now."

The young man with the earphone said this and then looked at Xia Hunao: "Brother, what are you going to say?"

"That's outrageous. You can tell it's a second-hand leather holster just by looking at it. Is the guy inside the holster 1.5 meters tall? Not to mention that this Groudon can't fly. I doubt he can even run. He's in the sea. The fact that Kyogre didn't drown directly during the fight was because Arceus saved him face when he created the spirit demon star. Rogue Crocodile looks like he can fight better than him."

Xia Hunao was just about to catch his breath when he heard the young man with the earphone say: "Brother, that's well said. Very eloquent."

"Let's take a look. Isn't it a big production worth hundreds of millions? Maybe all the money was spent on special effects. Look at the special effects from the beginning. It's pretty awesome."

"You can tell at a glance, buddy, you don't watch movies very much. The special effects at the beginning are disaster movie sources released from the alliance's special effects library. It only costs a few bucks to buy the rights to use them."

"Really? I really don't know much about that."

The two chatted for a few more words, and Kyogre and Groudon met. It was common sense that the two brothers would fight each other as soon as they met.Xia Hunao and the young man with the earphones became interested at the same time. The young man with the earphones said: "The first climax of the whole film is here."

"Ah, this first climax left just as soon as it came..."

Yes, Kyogre and Groudon did meet in the movie, but the two elves started fighting as soon as they met. It was really a fist fight, and Groudon's short legs and arms were completely unable to fight. Oka, and Kyogre splashed with water but couldn't get Groudon.

"Is this a fight worth hundreds of millions? That's ridiculous."

Xia Hunao also said: "Really, as I just said, you go to the Gorgeous Competition Committee and find two trainers to film a battle between the roaring whale and the gangster crocodile. The special effects are better than this. I can even do it." I will give you special effects that will destroy the world. Do you still need Rayquaza for this style of play? I can separate the two of them with just one green caterpillar. If I had a monarch snake, I could suppress them both. If I had a previous one, Hackron, I might as well destroy them both humanely!”

Xia Hunao forced himself to calm down: "Forget it, there is still the real protagonist, Green Nightmare Rayquaza. This is the last hope for both of us."

"You're right, we can only watch Rayquaza."

Halfway through the "world-destroying" battle between Groudon and Kyogre, a ray of light suddenly appeared in the sky, and a green figure appeared.

"Brother, do you think I should criticize the light effect of this flashlight, or should I criticize this Rayquaza?"

Xia Hunao rubbed his chin and thought for a while: "Let's criticize the flashlight's light effect. Although his Rayquaza looks a bit fake, at least he still found a team that performs dragon lanterns. You can still watch the flying movements of soaring into the clouds and mists. Look, what do you think?"

The young man with earphones nodded: "Indeed, this is probably the largest production in the entire movie. A large dragon lantern with empty seats, plus a performance team, will cost thousands of dollars."

As the movie continues to develop, Rayquaza successfully resolves the battle between Groudon and Kyogre, and returns to the sky with hidden merit and fame.The main part of the movie ends like this, and then comes the voiceover performance.

Xia Hunao and the young man with earphones watched the two-hour movie with complicated expressions... Yes, they had the nerve to shoot a two-hour movie with this garbage.

After watching the movie, the young man with headphones sighed: "I have never seen anything so outrageous in my life."

Xia Hunao drank up all the Coke in his hand: "Yes, what unit is used for these large-scale productions worth hundreds of millions? Which currency is so worthless?"

"The image of Kyogre and the others has been completely ruined this time. By the way, buddy, if you were to review a movie, how many stars would you give it?"

Xia Hunao thought for a moment: "If I remember correctly, our official film review website is based on a five-star system. I'll give it five stars."

The young man with the earphones was puzzled: "Five stars? So generous?"

Xia Hunao clapped his fingers: "The overwhelming publicity is worth one star. Groudon, Kyogre and Rayquaza. One star for the big-name cast. One star for the narrative that is consistent with historical truth. The filming took more than two hours. The length of the movie is Give it one star. The last star is the friendship star I give to all movies. Five stars, it’s pretty good.”

"What you said is really..."

"Is there a problem?"

"Very good..." The young man with the earphones gave a thumbs up with a complicated expression. He had never seen such an eccentric audience before, but I have to say that this evaluation was very pertinent.

The two parties left the cinema. Xia Hunan looked at the sky: "I have to go and rest. Nice to meet you. Um, who are you here?"

"I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Wang Nianming. I am a film critic and occasionally work as a director. Please leave your name too."

"Gorgeous committee, Xia is fooling around."

"Xia, Chairman Xia? Why are you like this?"

Xia Hunao patted the wheelchair: "Something went wrong, but it's okay. How about it, are you interested in making a movie with me to slap him in the face? It's the same story. With me as a coordination trainer, the question should be Not big."

Wang Nianming thought: "Okay, I was thinking about cooperating with you when I was watching the movie. When will Chairman Xia be free? Where can I find you?"

Xia Hunao took out his new mobile phone: "Add contact information, I live in Kyoka B&B by the sea."

"Okay, I'll go tomorrow. Let's see you there."

……

Xia Hunao, who had agreed to make a super small-production movie with Wang Nianming, pushed his wheelchair back to Kyogre B&B. Looking at the Kyogre sign on the B&B sign, Xia Hunao sighed: "My poor Kyogre .”

Just as he was talking, Xia Hunao suddenly felt shocked: "What's going on? Why did I suddenly have an ominous premonition? What on earth is going on?"

Xia Hunao stared straight at the folk sign: "No way, although my premonition is at the beach, there is no need to apply it to Kyogre. Fat-headed fish, please take it easy, isn't it just a piece of garbage? Movie? There is no need for you to get angry about this. Netizens will seek justice for you."