hotmtlnovel Chapter 649 The high-pitched dolphin sound
Chapter 649 The high-pitched dolphin sound
"What do you want to do?"
The captain of the Guards couldn't help but lost his voice. He even refused to address Lin Lianjiang's offering wine and directly addressed him as 'you'. This showed the shock in his heart!
Then, without waiting for Lin Lianjiang's explanation, the captain of the personal guard gave him a series of rejections.
"Don't think about it!"
"it's out of the question!"
"The Thunderbolt is a murderous weapon, a weapon of the military and the state, how can it be used for such shameful things!"
"There is absolutely no such possibility!"
"I will never allow such a tragic thing to happen again!"
Although there was a series of rejections, and a trace of fear could be seen on the guard captain's ugly face, Lin Lianjiang still grasped the meaning of his words.
That is.........
This thunderous thunder can indeed blow up a cesspool.
Because he said this kind of thing will never happen again.
Of course, the effect must be excellent.
Otherwise, he wouldn’t have used the word ‘tragic’!
Lin Lianjiang was very happy. He grabbed the guard captain who wanted to leave and explained.
"I said you misunderstood. Here's the thing..."
Following Lin Lianjiang's words, what happened slowly unfolded to the Guards Captain, and finally the Guards Captain also understood the whole story.
"I want to give him a way and give him a gift in return."
"So I thought about the power of the thunderbolt. If I use it to blow up latrines, the power will be unparalleled!!"
The captain of the personal guard understood Lin Lianjiang's thoughts. At the same time, he was also very angry at Rakshasaman's despicable actions, but he still had scruples about using the sky-blasting thunder to blow up the latrine.
However, Lin Lianjiang was a wine sacrifice after all. Even if he didn't pressure others with his status, he could still convince the captain of the guard like Liu Wu.
"Oh? What you're saying is that you used the Thunderbolt to blow up the latrine?"
"If you could do it before, why can't you do it now?"
"Why are you so arrogant before and Gongye behind you???"
The captain of the personal guard was stunned. He understood some of what Lin Lianjiang said and some didn't.
By the way, this is how the former and the later Gong are used?
Isn’t this what the Master teaches about studying at night? ?
Obviously, compared to the thunder that exploded the cesspit, it was not as powerful as the Master's teachings.
It is really difficult for a grown-up to learn to read and write.
With this time, he might as well check whether Hong Tianlei is stored safely and practice martial arts well at the same time.
Seeing the guard captain stunned, Lin Lianjiang did not push him to wake him up, but whispered in his ear:
"It is said that this thunderous thunder once exploded a cesspit. Do you know who it is?"
The captain of the Guards was still thinking about the usage of the term "arrogant in front and respectful in the rear". Faced with Lin Lianjiang's inquiry, he subconsciously replied:
"Road sacrifice wine!!"
As soon as these words came out, he suddenly came back to his senses and looked at Lin Lianjiang in horror.
Lin Lianjiang also suddenly realized at this time, it turned out to be Lu Yulin!
Yes, after thinking about it, only he could do such a thing.
It's not that Lu Yulin is unsteady, or that others are not qualified, but that Lu Yulin's status determines that he will give priority to getting in touch with this thing, and understand its performance and how to use it.
Although I don't know what he originally thought about blowing up a cesspit, I guess it wasn't a whim.
Ah!
It must be so! !
Lin Lianjiang came to the conclusion in his mind that Lu Yulin was not such a reckless person! ! !
Just thinking about Lu Yulin’s temperament...
"Come on, come on, this is the tea from the Daqian royal family that I got from the Rakshasa Man. Let's have a taste."
I saw Lin Lianjiang sitting down with the captain of the personal guard, making tea for him personally, and then his face was full of gossip... Ah, no, his face was full of doubts.
"Tell me the reason why Yulin blew up the cesspool?"
"What kind of tragic situation could you be so afraid of and call it tragic?"
At this time, the guard captain was already stunned. Tangtang Jijiu made tea for him, and looked at him with a gossipy face to inquire about another Jijiu.
He said it, or he didn’t say it!
Having said that, if you offend Lujiujiu, you may face Lujiujiu’s wrath when you go back.
Not to mention, I would not go back if I offended Lin Jijiu, and now I have to face the pressure from Lin Jijiu.
So it seems that whether you say it or not, it is a matter of death.
How to do?
The guard captain looked at the hot tea that Lin Lianjiang handed him and pondered for a while. Between the present and the future, he chose the future.
After all, after he told this matter, Lu Jijiu might not know it.
Besides, he didn't think he could hide this kind of thing. Many people knew about it. If Lin Lianjiang wanted to inquire, he would definitely be able to figure it out.
So after thinking about it, the captain of the Guards team felt very happy, picked up the tea cup and drank all the tea in one gulp.
"what!!"
"Hot hot!!!"
.................
The guard captain who chose to compromise with Lin Lianjiang slowly explained what had happened.
"This happened before anything happened to the Fifth Infantry Brigade..."
Following the words of the guard captain, the original incident slowly unfolded in front of Lin Lianjiang.
It is said that after Lu Yulin was tricked by Zhuge Shiba's thunderbolt at the school, the two of them were driven to Hetu Mountain by Liu Wu to prepare to train the White Lotus Sect's guardian army.
During this period, the two lived in the institute for a short period of time.
This research institute is a military institution where the Han army develops weapons and armor. It is well protected and fully half of the Guards are on duty here.
Not only that, all new recruits of the Guards must receive training here, and they will perform various tasks only after completing the training.
Therefore, the defense of the research institute can be said to be the most rigorous defense in the Han military system.
And right here, Lu Yulin and Zhuge Shiba witnessed part of Hong Tianlei's research.
Of course, the specific research captain did not tell Lin Lianjiang, but continued to talk about what the two did after arriving.
When the two arrived at the research institute, they were extremely interested in Bang Tianlei, so they had a great time playing with explosions.
This included blowing up the wall. Lu Yulin said that this was an attempt to attack the city and see if it could collapse the wall.
Or throw the Hongtian Lei into the water to fry fish, and then Lu Yulin speaks righteously to the point that she wants to explore how the infantry should counterattack when facing the enemy navy.
It is precisely because of this that the research institute has actually developed several methods that can briefly burn fuses in the water to make the thunder explode in the water.
It can be said that although the two did not provide any useful help, they somewhat provided practical ideas for the institute's research on Hong Tianlei.
Of course, this is not cause for joy.
That day, Lu Yulin had a sudden idea.
"Brother Zhuge, what do you think will happen if this thing blows up the latrine?"
Zhuge Shiba: "......"
Seems interesting!
Then the two of them worked together and did what they said, blowing up the toilet in the research institute.
Originally, this matter was not a big deal. I just wanted to report on the experiment.
But unfortunately, the two did not report it.
The important thing is that when Hong Tianlei was thrown into the latrine, Huang Biehe, the head of the Department of Objects, was suddenly in a hurry to go to the toilet, and then saw the two people who were a little panicked.
"Why are you two here?"
The two of them were in the wrong. After all, the explosion of the manhole was purely a mischief, and the key point was not reported yet, so the two panicked people just said:
"We're here to use the bathroom!"
In a hurry, the two ran away.
"strangeness?"
Huang Biehe was very surprised by how the two of them behaved just now, but since he was in a hurry to go to the toilet, he rushed into the toilet without much thought.
Then.........
"boom!"
"what........."
The explosion exploded, and the filth from the latrine was splashed everywhere. The area within a radius of ten feet was filled with filth. It is said that many people suffered.
In the end, Huang Biehe, the head of the Gwu Department, staggered out of the toilet covered in filth...
The captain of the Guards did not say anything more about what happened next, but just said something lightly.
"The scene was so tragic that I shed tears after hearing the grand ceremony, and the two of them were banned from entering the institute again."
"Minister Huang put up a sign at the entrance of the institute, saying 'Lu Yulin, Zhuge Shiba and dogs are not allowed inside'!"
Lin Lianjiang: "......"
Good guy,
No wonder the guard captain's expression changed drastically after he heard what he said. That's why.
It is impossible to say that the original guard captain was one of those who suffered persecution.
When he thought about this scene, and then thought about the scene of Huang Biehe rushing out of the toilet covered in filth, this was completely a god and a demon trying to escape, and he felt shuddering just thinking about it.
so.........
"This effect is so good, I think if it is used against Rakshasa barbarians, the effect should be even better??"
Facing Lin Lianjiang's question, the guard captain nodded hesitantly.
"Maybe, but we don't know much about these Rakshasa barbarians. Who knows what their attitude is towards this feces?"
"It doesn't matter, you will know after you try it!"
In response, Lin Lianjiang decided to let the Guards give it a try.
How can you know the effect if you don't try it?
Weapons, whether they are available or not, you will know if you try them.
Moreover, manure is a good material for composting and can increase food production. If the Rakshasa barbarians are so wasteful, then it is not too much to deal with them like this.
The most important thing is that excrement is dumped into the river, polluting the water source and easily causing plague. This is what makes Lin Lianjiang angry.
Therefore, strong countermeasures are needed.
Just like the blessing water was discharged into the sea in childhood, the best way is to marry Miss Qiu, and the pollution will be solved instantly.
Lin Lianjiang's choice is that if you dump the excrement into the river so that a large number of people cannot drink water normally, then I will use the Thunderbolt to spread the excrement everywhere.
As for whether it will kill people.
What a joke! ! !
"Okay, I'll arrange for someone to try it!"
..................
On this day, a group of Dagan people who volunteered to be serfs from a Rakshasa baron noble barony were talking and laughing.
"Hey, don't mention it. This method is really good. These lowly Dagan people can hardly afford to drink water now."
"Hahaha, I heard that people in the county are hoarding water and making a lot of money!"
"That has nothing to do with us. I know this method is very good. The guy who gave the Baron advice is really lucky. I don't know what the Lord will reward him?"
"The reward has nothing to do with us. We have put in so much effort, and I just want to know what the Baron will reward us?"
"I know. Yesterday I heard that we were going to give each of us a piece of black bread!"
"Oh my god, this is black bread. According to legend, only noble Rakshasa people can eat it."
"That's right, in this way we can be considered to have come into contact with the life of superior people!!"
A group of serfs said with a smile, their faces full of fantasy, as if they had really become noble people at this moment.
Therefore, their subjective initiative is really high, and some people shout slogans.
"We can't live up to the Baron's gift, and we swear to serve the Baron!"
Once the enthusiasm is mobilized, there are acquaintances to discuss.
"I drank a lot of water, and now I feel the urge to pee again. Do you want to come with us?"
"Let's go, let's go together!!"
"Pee more today, and that lowly Da Gan can drink more every day."
"That won't work. Let's eat more grass so that we can poop more and let these lowly Dagan people eat one more bite!"
“Why should we eat more grass?”
"Idiot, we have to save money for the Baron!!"
"It's easy to take advantage of these lowly Dagan people, and they still have shit to eat!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
A group of people chatted and laughed, walking arm-in-arm towards the specially built toilet.
They looked like a bunch of friends.
Then.........
"boom!"
"what........."
On this day, in all the villages in this barony, in that specially built cesspit, whenever there were more people, there would be a huge thunder.
Then, there was a splash of feces and urine ten feet away, and the better part was that everyone was covered in it.
The unlucky ones were injured by the explosion, and some were even beaten to death.
"Grandpa Thunder God, have mercy on me, Grandpa Thor, have mercy on me, Grandpa Thor, have mercy on me!!"
So everyone who went to the toilet had to kneel and kowtow three times and nine times in front of the toilet, and then shout for Grandpa Lei Shen to spare his life.
Of course, some people no longer dare to go to such toilets.
At night, in the Baron's Castle, the Baron looked extremely ugly after hearing the butler's report.
"It's okay. Don't worry. I'm the most noble noble. With the blessing of this god, the evil god of Dagan people can't hurt me!"
The steward hesitated to speak, but this was politically correct, so he could only say:
"Sir, you are right, the gods will protect you from the evil gods!"
In response, the Baron nodded with satisfaction.
After all, let’s not talk about whether this is right or not. Let’s just say that the toilets in our homes are all built in the bedrooms, and the bedrooms are all on the second floor of the castle. Then there is a long pipe extending below, with a special The toilet follows.
So, what kind of thunder can hit him?
Even if thunder hits the toilet, the toilet is still so high away from the restroom, so it won't be a problem.
midnight,
The Baron felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach and hurriedly got up to go to the toilet.
"Uh... ah..."
I'm a little constipated today and have uncomfortable bowel movements.
Then......
"boom!"
There was a loud thunderous explosion at the pipe, and then the fire shot straight to the butt, and then a rusty spearhead jumped out of it.
In a flash,
With the roar,
Lord Baron's fever is gone,
There is also an extra ‘tail’ on the butt.
at last.........
It’s the high-pitched dolphin sound.
"what........."