hotmtlnovel Chapter 991 Why didn’t you tell me earlier?
Chapter 991 Why didn’t you tell me earlier?
"Sir, with this evil-breaking magic weapon, the demon thief will definitely not be able to escape!"
At this time, in the east of Jinkou City, an officer had a menstrual belt on his head, and he was flatteringly complimenting the general.
The commander-in-chief was also dressed in the same way, and he had more menstrual belts on his body, all wrapped around his chest.
"Yes, we can definitely kill the demon and destroy the evil!"
In fact, the commander-in-chief at this time had already realized that the flag of the Han army was very clear, so these demons should be Han Han.
But he knew that the weapons displayed by the Han army were too powerful, and he didn't know whether they were magic or not.
So, this is just a try.
Not only that, even the soldiers behind him all had menstrual belts on their heads.
This is the power of faith.
They think this can break evil spirits!
"Up, up, up!"
There is no need for any encouragement. The endless supply of chamber pots and the menstrual belts wrapped around their bodies make these sailing soldiers full of self-confidence.
With just one order, these people rowed the oars hard and rushed towards the Han fleet while shouting slogans.
As for the Han fleet, under Lin Lianjiang's order, the main battleship closest to them had begun to adjust its range, and the cannons were also pushed into position.
But the Dagan soldiers didn't know all this. They simply thought that the demon thief was scared, so Huafuan became even more excited.
"fire!"
However, not long after they were excited, the cannons rumbled with an order from the main battleship.
The single-headed bombs hit the sea surface one after another, causing waves to be as high as ten feet high. The power was astonishing.
"No, the evil spell has not been broken!"
One of the leading Daqian soldiers dared to kill the officer and roared angrily.
"We have magic weapons to protect us. Didn't you see that the demon's thunder can't hit us? We rushed up and used the boy's urine to break the demon's evil magic!"
After some words of encouragement, these soldiers were very excited. They always felt that they could fight monsters and gods, and there was no trace of fear at all.
"Prepare the shotguns and prepare the bed crossbow!"
Seeing that the single-ended bullets were ineffective, the captain immediately ordered the replacement of shotguns and used a bed crossbow to strike at the same time.
Then.........
Several small boats of officers and soldiers were dragged down by a series of chamber pots and couldn't get through!
"How is this going?"
"I do not know!"
Although he was confused about what was going on, the honest captain still ordered the attack.
"Fire arrows!"
Beyond a distance of nearly six hundred steps, the crossbow's accuracy is incredibly small, especially in the sea, where the ship is bumpy and the shooting is even more inaccurate.
"Shhhhhh!"
Six arrows fell from the sky and then fell into the sea without causing any waves.
"What just happened?"
Seeing a line falling from the sky, falling into the sea, and then disappearing inexplicably, the officer commanding the battle shuddered for no reason.
"Sir, even the villain doesn't know!"
Not to mention the others, they don’t know anything.
But they soon found out that the crossbows were hitting very intensively, and soon some ships were hit by arrows.
"what!"
How powerful is the bed crossbow?
An arrow hit a small boat, directly piercing the body of an unlucky guy, and then shot a big hole in the bottom of the boat.
"It's a big gun!"
The officers and soldiers along the coast did not know the crossbow as a thing, so they were very frightened that this spear-like weapon was thrown so far.
"The monster has a strong man!"
Although he screamed like this, on the sea, except for the people on his own ship, nothing could be heard from the ships in the distance.
So in the eyes of those people, the people on the ship suddenly exclaimed, and then the ship sank quickly, and then a group of people gurgled in the sea!
"Is that...blood?"
The boat closest to them discovered something fishy, which was blood spreading in the sea.
At this moment, they didn't understand what was going on, and there was just huge fear in their hearts.
The courage seems to be gone!
"Such a strike is too wasteful. Order Battleship No. 5 to strike at me and smash them all into pieces!"
The so-called No. 5 battleship is actually a main battleship. Although it does not have artillery, there is still no shortage of weapons for close combat and long-distance combat.
"understand!"
Battleship No. 5 received the order and quickly sailed towards Daqian's small boats. When they were about a hundred steps away, a crossbow initiation came directly!
"Pfft!"
Almost in an instant, a small boat was beaten to pieces, and then the blood dyed the surrounding area red!
"Oh my god!"
At this time, all the Daqian soldiers were frightened. They saw it too clearly.
"Pfft!"
Whether they were targeted or not, they jumped into the sea one by one and fled in all directions.
Seeing this situation, the captain of the No. 5 battleship couldn't help but shake his head.
"Come closer and see what these Daqian soldiers have done for us?"
To be honest, the Han army was also very curious, what exactly was in Da Gan's chamber pot?
If it is filled with kerosene and there are so many chamber pots, how much kerosene is needed?
Daqian Jinkou City has so many reserves?
Even if there is, is it not corrupted?
So the Han soldiers rubbed their hands in excitement, wanting to know what is here?
As a chamber pot was fished out, the Han soldiers discovered that the chamber pot was blocked.
"Cut it open!"
With one slash of the knife, the liquid in the pot flowed all over the deck!
"Fuck, so horny!"
The soldiers pinched their noses and backed away with frowns.
"This is urine, it's the kind that makes you angry!"
There really are people who are well-informed, and they can tell whether they are hot or not just by smelling it!
However, the captain's face was very stiff.
What's in this chamber pot is urine, so what's in the other chamber pots? Isn't it also urine?
.................
While the captain of the No. 5 battleship was frowning and worried, the Marine Brigade on the other side also completed the education of the enemy, and then released all the people.
Of course, those who did evil must be beheaded.
"Go back and live a good life. Don't mess around and get all over me!"
A Han army soldier complained in his tone when bidding farewell to one of the Daqian soldiers.
"Yes, yes, yes, I know. I will definitely not defeat you next time if I fail on time!"
The prisoner nodded repeatedly, admitting his mistake but not admitting it!
"Hey, there's still another fucking time!"
The Han army soldier suddenly raised his eyebrows, and he was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, but then he thought about it and put it down.
After all, according to these people's understanding, next time it is sacrificial wine that will be thrown at him, what does it have to do with him!
Besides, it is not certain who will come from the Han army next time.
When the time comes, it's better to be splashed than to be shot!
So educate yourself!
"Forget it, I won't tell you any more. I'm telling you, your thoughts are superstitious and are unacceptable!"
"Yes Yes Yes Yes!"
The prisoner nodded repeatedly and admitted his mistake without hesitation!
But the soldier still didn't know what he was thinking, and finally waved his hand.
"Go, go, don't love my eyes!"
After sending these people away, the soldiers of the Marine Brigade encountered no problems along the way, and soon returned to the fleet on the landing ship.
On the flagship, Lin Lianjiang listened to the report of the captain of the No. 5 battleship of the First Fleet, his voice was very aggrieved.
"The sacrificial wine, the enemy's chamber pot is filled with fucking urine!"
Lin Lianjiang: "???"
Jijiu and the brigade commander of the Marine Brigade were also surprised, "Why, did you encounter him at sea too?"
Lin Lianjiang turned his head sharply and looked at the two men from the Marine Brigade, with questions on his face.
Afterwards, the two parties exchanged what they had encountered, and then both looked at each other.
Of course, I feel more sorry for the soldiers of the Marine Brigade.
The fleet is okay, the chamber pot is floating on the sea.
But as for the Marine Brigade, it was a bit miserable to have a pot at the head.
But now Lin Lianjiang is even more curious about what the Marine Brigade has done in the past ten days?
As the two men from the Marine Brigade narrated, everyone on the flagship opened their mouths wide and never closed them for a moment!
After all, more than 7,000 people defeated the 100,000-strong Beijing camp and captured them. Then they captured the capital, stormed the palace, and drove away the emperor.
Isn't this horse riding telling a story?
I would never dare to think like this even in my wildest dreams!
But soon, these things were proven to be true.
At that moment, everyone looked at the soldiers of the Marine Brigade with admiration.
Then the order from the center arrived.
After Lin Lianjiang saw it, he couldn't help but touch his forehead!
"I've already defeated Dagan, and now I'm told that Beijiang has won the battle a long time ago, so I don't need to fight!"
“I didn’t tell you earlier!!!”