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342 Chongyun: If my aunt comes back, I will stand on my head and wash my hair.

It's nearly a month and a half old.

Liyue, Feiyunpo, a luxurious mansion.

There is an incense table placed in the courtyard, with green smoke curling up from the incense burner, the moonlight is like a prairie moonlight, and the accumulated water is empty and clear.

The windows, doors, and pillars were all covered with yellow talisman papers with various edicts written on them.

It was so quiet inside the huge mansion that you could hear a pin drop.

There were no Taoist priests wielding swords or spears, and no demons or demons were seen causing trouble.

There was only a blue-haired young man wearing a white robe, sitting on a master's chair, looking at the door.

With nothing in his hands, he put one hand on the back of the chair and crossed his feet on the chair. He was so bored that he even wanted to pick the soles of his feet.

This young man's name is Chongyun, also known as True Lord Ningshuang Breaking Evil, the owner of the Eye of the Ice Elemental God.

Function as a magician.

My ancestors were in this business, and I just had no choice but to go home and inherit hundreds of millions of dollars.

There are too many wealthy businessmen in Liyue. Today's contract signing depends on the auspicious zodiac. Tomorrow's choice of location for the luxury house also depends on Feng Shui. After the burial, they must choose a Feng Shui treasure place to bless their descendants.

As a result, the competition in the field of alchemists is too fierce, and from time to time, alchemists will jump out to compete with me for jobs.

I even criticized myself for being too curly.

At such a young age, he comes out to compete for jobs with others!

Go back and study for a few more years before coming out.

Chongyun isn't angry either. It's normal in the industry. No one can live without throwing dirt at each other. If you don't have a boycott, you'll be fine.

There are often alchemists who don't like me and threaten to compete with me in Taoism.

As an alchemist, in addition to reading Feng Shui and determining auspicious days, the most important basic skill is to teach the universe.

There are all kinds of things, such as digging into a frying pan with one hand, fishing for copper coins with one hand, chewing strange bones with one hand, and showing strange shapes by holding one's body.

Take for example the last time there was something strange on Tiger Rock (the ghost of walnut). After the alchemists heard about it, everyone was excited and eager to try it.

Do you dare to make trouble in Liyue and not take our group of alchemists in your eyes?

One by one, day and night, they squatted to eat at Huyan, hoping to catch some tricks.

After waiting for a long time, they didn't see Gui, so they had no choice but to tell the people of Liyue that their Tao, Dharma and Divine Power were too powerful, which prevented all kinds of evil spirits from attacking them.

No, I heard there was trouble happening among a certain wealthy businessman in Liyue.

Experts say that if the feng shui of wealthy merchants is not right, evil spirits will breed if they are built on top of a shady house.

This means that mansions built in graveyards will attract evil spirits.

As for whether the evil spirits are powerful or not, all the alchemists are as steady as old dogs and they don't dare to attack Huanglong alone.

Therefore, this group of old men elected Chongyun as the wronged person and became the vanguard of this exorcism.

He also made a bet with him that as long as he dared to live alone in the mansion for one night, he would have a place in this industry from now on.

Otherwise, go back and study for a few more years, and then come back to study with others.

Chongyun didn't think too much. It was a good thing to be recognized by everyone. As for exorcising evil spirits, it was the alchemist's duty and he was bound to do so.

He moved a Taishi chair and sat in the middle of the courtyard, facing the gate, while waiting for the evil spirit to appear.

However, after waiting for half a night, he could not even see the ghosts and ghosts.

"Ha..." He covered his mouth, his eyelids already falling to the ground, and it was difficult to read the book of Confucius. If the monsters didn't come, he would fall asleep out of boredom.

Time ticked away.

In the blink of an eye, it was already dawn when the rooster crowed, and the incense on the table had been burned to the bottom, but there was still no evil spirit.

I saw that the belly of the oriental fish was white.

Chongyun yawned and stood up from the Taishi chair. His whole body was stiff, and he quickly stretched and did some exercises.

Not long after, a group of alchemists and fat, wealthy businessmen ran in from the main entrance and looked around him.

"Where's the demon?"

"There is no demon at all." Chongyun shook his head.

"Impossible." The wealthy businessman insisted, "Our family would be moved out of bed inexplicably every day when they went to bed. When they woke up the next day, they were all asleep on the floor. Even the wealthy man I raised was taken from the dog. Move the nest to the yard.”

"That's right, we came to see it together yesterday. The yin energy here is very strong. It looks like a place where evil spirits are common. How could it disappear without a trace overnight?"

"It's strange, the yin energy here seems to have been counteracted, and there is no evil spirit at all. You can stay here with peace of mind. By the way, Mr. Tan, you look much better than yesterday."

The wealthy businessman listened to the alchemists' praises and felt a big belly. "It seems that I want to thank you all for your help this time. After a short rest, I will prepare a banquet under the house to entertain you. As for the reward, I will immediately order the servants to bring it to you. , go to the accounting room to pay the money to the masters."

"Yes."

Chongyun was about to say, would it be too early to open the champagne so early?

The alchemists rushed forward.

"Chongyun, it goes without saying. From now on, you will have a place in the field of military affairs. Come and have dinner with us."

"That's right, let's go get the red envelopes."

"Chongyun, why don't you and I chop up the chicken and burn the yellow paper to prove it? My brother will protect you from now on."

"..."

Chongyun finally understood that this bunch of old men were a complete disgrace to the alchemists. They were all interested in money. Except for the ways of eliminating demons and defending them, they were able to flatter horses and adapt to the wind.

"I'm ashamed to be in the company of you, so I'll take my leave." Chongyun raised his hand and left the table angrily.

……

Feiyun Slope, Feiyun Chamber of Commerce.

Chongyun sat in town for one night, but not only did he not become a demon, but he also saw clearly the ugly faces of a group of alchemists and magicians, and came to look for Xingqiu in a sulky mood.

As soon as Xingqiu saw Chongyun, he couldn't help but ask, "Xiaoyun, did you eat steamed buns this morning?"

Chongyun waved his hands with a look of helplessness on his face, "Forget it, these gangsters are making me mad."

After Xingqiu ordered the butler to serve tea, he comforted him, "I told him a long time ago, don't believe what those idiots say. They are all thinking about the Mora in your pocket."

Chongyun took a sip of tea and said, "Are you saying the opposite? I am an alchemist, and I will rip off your money even if I want to."

Xingqiu shook his head, took out a stack of manuscript paper, slapped it on the table, and said with pride, "Xiaoyun, I will publish a book soon."

When Chongyun heard this, he teased, "Are you going to publish a book? Are you offering money this time? If you can publish a book, my aunt will come back to reunite with us."

Xingqiu and Chongyun are used to bragging and teasing each other, "It's not bragging this time. It was personally appraised by the script master Yun Jin. All it takes is to modify the writing style."

Chongyun smiled, "She must be rejecting you again, don't lie to yourself."

Xingqiu choked back, "Why didn't she refuse you politely? You are no longer a trustworthy man."

Chongyun pointed at Xingqiu and shook his head, "You kid, I don't know how to persuade you."

Xingqiu asked curiously, "Speaking of which, why have I never heard of the aunt you just mentioned? I've been to your house, and I remember that your mother was an only child. When did you get a younger sister?"

Chongyun explained, "I also heard what my grandfather said. He said that he is a distant relative who is older than me and younger than my mother, so we call him aunt."

"It's so unbelievable. It's even more exaggerated than in the storybook."

"My aunt, my mother died of illness when she was young, and she was abandoned by her father in the mountains. Now she has gone to who knows where. She is probably no longer alive. Just think of it as listening to the story. Anyway, she will probably not come back. If she can come back , I will show you how to wash your hair while standing on your head."