hotmtlnovel Chapter 153
Chapter 153
[What ran over just now?] 】
【Lying groove, is Brother Yang a hidden sprinter?】 At this speed, it is really a big loss not to send him to win glory for the country]
[Is it my eyes? I captured a strong desire to survive from the figure of Brother Yang escaping
] [Hahahahaha, Brother Yang's back has two big characters written on it, afraid of death
] [I didn't expect to see the live-action version of Fast and Furious one day, don't say, I now feel that my heart is surging and full of passion] [
What? Do you want to be chased by dogs too? 】
......
"I didn't expect Liu Yang's legs to be so short, but his running speed was so fast..." Yang
Mi looked at the figure fleeing for his life in front of him in a trance, and subconsciously spoke.
After saying this, she hurriedly stretched out her hand to cover her mouth and smiled awkwardly at Xu Yu beside her.
Miserable, one did not pay attention, and actually said what he really thought in his heart.
Hopefully, few people heard it.
"Don't you know that people with short legs have a bonus for running?"
"What bonus?"
"The steps are broken, and the upside down is fast."
Xu Yu always has so many crooked reasoning.
But if you think about it, it seems to be such a truth?
People with long legs take one step, and those with short legs can run five or six steps.
No wonder she runs slowly, and it takes half a day because her legs are too long.
[I actually think that what Teacher Xu said is very reasonable, no wonder my elementary school, junior high school and high school running are in the top few
] [Thank you, the first time because of short legs proud
] [suddenly understand why others walk 2,000 steps a day, and I walk five or six thousand steps a day, don't say, Laozi will split tomorrow
] [Hahahaha, remember to take a picture, as long as you can split and walk ten meters, I will follow you in minutes]
[Okay, this is what you said, I tell you, Lao Tzu's cross fork is at least one meter five
] [Thank you, I am two meters] [
? Do you want to be so outrageous?
Netizens are talking.
Many people even sent out photos of leg length.
Xu Yu and the others walked leisurely along the river.
Liu Yang and Blackback are one after the other, you chase me, and circle around them.
Long.
Xu Yu glanced at Liu Yang, who was exhausted and out of breath, and opened his mouth to greet the black back.
"Xiao Hei, forget it, let him go, you go back."
"Woof-" Hearing
Xu Yu's voice, the black back let out a low roar twice, turned and ran towards the road where he came.
Seeing this, Liu Yang breathed a sigh of relief, his legs went soft, and he fell directly to the ground.
"No, the amount of exercise in the past 20 years is not as much as it is today, and I am going to die."
He crossed his legs without any image, and did not forget to stretch out his fists and punch while speaking.
While speaking, Xu Yu walked to him and stopped, looking at him with a smile.
"Young man, you still have to keep a low profile when you do things, this time the chief remembers, right?"
Hearing this, Liu Yang glanced at Xu Yu mournfully, and shouted dissatisfied.
"Wait for you, when I learn dog language, it will be you who will be chased."
"You don't need to bother so much, you can just turn into a dog, how big is it?"
"What do you mean?"
"It's not interesting, I just think that the difficulty factor of dog language is too high, you can't overcome it."
Liu Yang: ......
Xu Yu clearly looked down on him.
Isn't it dog language?
He doesn't learn!
"What's wrong if you can't conquer it? I'll go back and get a few dogs, and you wait for me. [
Yes, Brother Yang explained to us with his actual actions what is called no difficulty in life, as long as you are willing to give up]
[Hahahaha, to be honest, I am worried that he will be despised by dogs, is it good that our team has a high IQ? [
These are all small things, let's have confidence in Brother Yang and believe that there are no difficulties that he cannot overcome
] [It is said that as long as he gives up quickly enough, he will not lose face]
......
Several people fought all the way.
Unknowingly, the difference ushered in.
The laughter just now disappeared in an instant, and they looked at each other with sad expressions.
"I didn't expect us to separate so soon, alas, I parted today, and I don't know when the next time we meet, I really can't bear you."
Zhou Yuan looked at Xu Yu reluctantly.
His gaze fell directly on Yang Mi through Xu Yu.
Reluctance is true.
But it's not that he can't bear to be delusional, but he can't bear Yang Mi.
Noticing his gaze, Xu Yu rolled his eyes speechlessly.
"Hypocrisy."
Zhou Yuan:?
"My tears fell to my nose, you call me hypocritical?"
Good fellow, Shiro touched again.
Wu Di pulled Zhou Yuan and looked at him helplessly.
"Okay, people in their twenties, why cry? It's not dead and can't see it, okay, don't be a light bulb here, go back quickly.
After saying this, Wu Di said hello to Xu Yu, turned around and left.
Seeing this, Xu Yulang spoke.
"Okay, let's go, I'll ask you out to play when I come back for vacation."
"Don't, if you have any foreign business, don't forget to bring us with you."
"That is, we still want to stain your light, go abroad and shake, brother, brother and brother have not seen much of the world, you know this, we still expect you to take us to soar together."
Xu Delirium: ......
These guys think too highly of him.
"Do you look at me like someone who can receive business from abroad? I've been in the industry for so many years, and all the products I received before were online merchants, and I am thankful that I can go out of the province when I go abroad.
Xu Yu complained speechlessly.
That angry expression was ridiculous.
[Hahahaha, I'm sorry, I forgot that
our delusional brother is not a big star] [People's celebrity publicity is the big screen, the building lights or something, our delusional brother, the bus billboard can't be on, I usually see him, it's all on the kind of propaganda tabloid toilet paper
] [Hahahaha, I'm a little better than you, I'm that kind of advertising fan] [Don't
worry, delusional brother, today is different, you have to believe in your current commercial value].
[That is, our delusional brother's current value, poofing up, I also saw the commercial value table on the Internet yesterday, delusional brother is happy to enter the top 20]
[So awesome? I also thought about asking him to come to my teahouse to advertise, yes, wishful thinking failed
] [Recently, I have seen several official endorsements related to Teacher Xu on the Internet, how
to say it, two words, strange] [Hahahaha, it's okay, don't care about these details, just take it with money, it's all a small problem, okay]
Xu Delirium's words made several people present not know what to say for a while.
I thought that a good brother was developed and could hug his thighs.
Only now did I find out that my brother's thighs don't seem to be so thick?
It's really thicker than Yang Mi's legs.
Thinking about it, Zhou Yuan finally stepped forward and patted Xu Yu's shoulder seriously.
"Delusion, I don't have any requirements for you, work hard after you go back, don't let your brothers down, your brothers will point you to a higher level."
"Brother Delirium, when you are developed, I will go to your house to be a security guard!"