hotmtlnovel Chapter 241
Chapter 241
[Good guy, Mr. Xu's love brain has grown again, does Chuanxi need someone to dig wild vegetables? ] He can! 】
【Do I need someone to dig wild vegetables I don't know, digging cordyceps is definitely needed】
【I go? No, I also want to grow a love brain, and I also want to dig up cordyceps! 】
【Upstairs, you calm down a little, do you think cordyceps is so easy to dig?】 I'll explore the road first, and then notify you when the situation is OK]
[You are all one by one, why are you all so shapeless?
"My treasure, do you need me to accompany you to a higher place to see the stars?"
Xu Yu stood beside Yang Mi and asked with a smile.
"Or can I lift you up, what?"
"I just want to look at the stars quietly, not all those bells and whistles."
Yang Mi glared at Xu Yu in disgust.
Hearing this, Xu Yu nodded obediently.
Everyone stood quietly in place, staring intently at the sky.
The staff and director are busy.
The tented campsite is not big.
The room was just enough.
The director handed out the keys to each room and then spoke.
"After everyone has eaten, they can go back to their rooms."
"We tentatively leave tomorrow morning at 9:00, so you can have a good rest today."
"I've asked the store to light mosquito coils in every room to avoid mosquito harassment as much as possible, so you can rest assured."
"Of course, if someone is unfortunately bitten out of anemia by a mosquito, the store said that he can send a few more pieces of pork liver to replenish him."
When he said the last sentence, the director's gaze fell on Xu Yu.
Xu Delirium: ......
How about he eat it now?
It is best to be bitten by mosquitoes while eating.
Wait a minute.
Pig liver produces blood, mosquitoes suck blood, so calculate, directly let mosquitoes eat pig liver?
Wait a minute!
Doesn't he have a Royal Beast skill?
"System, can the Royal Beast skill be used against mosquitoes and rats?"
[Of course
] [This skill can be used on all animals
] [However, creatures such as mosquitoes, rats and ants have low intelligence, and it is difficult to understand and accept the skill, and whether the skill can be effective can only depend on fate]
Xu Delirium: ......
Watch the fate?
Listen.
Is this what the plugin should say?
Say yes, my life is up to me?
"No, aren't your skills as a system supposed to be very high-end? What is this?
"After a long day, you only use this skill?" Don't take you so pit daddy! "
Hey, Market Supervision Bureau?
There are people selling fakes here!
[Sorry host
] [In view of your unstable mental state, I will consider reducing the effect as appropriate in terms of skills, and when you can be an emotionally stable normal person, I will consider restoring the normal use of skills]
Xu Delirium: ......
Is there really a person in this world who can remain calm after being bitten by a mosquito?
He doesn't believe it!
This must be fake.
"Brother, let's be reasonable, you are the system and you will not be bitten, but I am different, don't you know my tragic experience?"
"As my heartfelt plug-in, should you help me with advice? And not to question my mental state here.
"The point is that my mental condition is normal!" I'm such a sunny and cheerful big boy, can't you see it? "
Also mental state.
How many young people are not crazy?
Mad literature is the mainstream of modern literature.
【...】【Sorry
, host, you haven't passed the mental health assessment of this system, please keep up the good work
】【In addition, if you are harassing the system nonsense, I will take
compulsory measures】 "What compulsory measures?"
[Electric shock, paralysis or zipper seal
] [This is the end of this conversation, I wish you a relaxing and happy holiday]
Xu Delirium: ......
"Hey! Don't take you such a pit, isn't it, hey?! The
system didn't respond, and Xu Yu rolled his eyes speechlessly.
The director looked at Xu Yu so dumbfounded, and for a moment he couldn't understand who Xu Delirium's series of rich expression changes just now was aimed at.
On the surface, this guy seems to have a big opinion about him?
"Xu Delirium, if you have any ideas that you can say generously, don't roll your eyes and pay attention to your quality."
The director's words pulled back Xu Yu's thoughts.
Hearing this, Xu Yu waved his hand.
"Director, don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting you when I roll my eyes, I'm targeting this ecological environment."
Director: ......
I always felt that this kid was fooling him, but he had no proof.
"Okay, don't talk about those useless ones, let's go eat together, the roasted whole sheep is ready for us."
"Okay!"
In the open-air restaurant, a large roasted whole lamb is placed in the center.
The aroma of burnt mixed with the flavor of chili noodles and cumin is on the nose, constantly stimulating their taste buds.
Xu Yu swallowed his spit, and then found the nearest position to sit down.
"Director, it's really cost you, what are you doing with such a big one, where can we eat so much?"
Xu Yu said while scraping off a piece of meat with a knife.
Ignoring this scalding temperature, he directly stuffed the lamb into his mouth.
The flavor of the lamb juice and plump seasoning has penetrated into it.
After one bite, Xu Yu could no longer hold back the gluttony in his heart.
"I'll go, this roast lamb is so delicious, can we pack it tomorrow?"
"If you can finish this sheep tonight, I'll pack you as much as you want tomorrow."
The director spoke generously.
Just kidding, the sheep in front of you has 80 pounds.
There are only 27 people in their director team plus guests.
27 people divided 80 pounds, and they couldn't finish eating if they died.
[The director's careful machine is too six]
[Who wants to be able to gnaw a roasted whole sheep alone, I will transfer all three houses of my family to him! ] 】
【Even if the Forbidden City is transferred, no one will do such a stupid thing, just kidding, seventy or eighty pounds of things, one who does not pay attention to himself will die]
[Can eat a whole roasted sheep, it is no longer a big stomach king can be described by three words, it is completely an abyss giant stomach! 】【
Anyway, I don't believe that there are really such awesome people in the world】【I
don't believe either
】【Seventy or eighty pounds of crayfish can still fight, seventy or eighty pounds of mutton is okay】
In the face of the director's provocation, Xu Yu touched his chin thoughtfully.
Just as he was about to answer, Peng Peng reached out and covered his mouth.
"Brother, count me begging you, think twice before speaking, we are not joking, this sheep is at least fifty or sixty pounds by sight, and we can't finish eating a few of them."
"Why are you so unconfident in yourself?"
"It's not a question of whether you have confidence or not, can you eat half a person in one meal?"
Xu Delirium: ......
This analogy is very good, don't play it next time.
"Peng Zai, don't be intimidated, there is a brother, what are you afraid of?"
Peng Peng: It's because of you that I'm afraid.
You pit goods!
"Anyway, I'll leave this here, if you really bet you eat it yourself, none of us will help you."
"Isn't it, so unmoral?"
"Your righteousness is too overwhelming, I really can't hold it."