Meiman: Assassin Wushuang of a Wizard of Science

Chapter 118: Being unable to do anything, ranking first in funnyness (update 1)

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"It's almost funny. Alas, it's just not what I expected."

The clown, with his hands on his chest, gave his comedic comment to the despairing man covering his face.

Perhaps this is why the clown didn't kill him immediately when he saw him.

After all, this man is not good at anything and is the No. 1 funny guy.

In addition to getting drunk at the bar every day, he also flies kites with his young son. He cannot make any progress in his useless life, and even his wife ran away with other men.

After all, in the eyes of the clown, his life is just like this declining city, terrible and experiencing a downward spiral.

It continues to struggle, but it is difficult to regain its former glory.

Just like the kite with its string broken.

"How about this, dear Mr. Charles Brown, I want to make this game a little more fun."

The clown looked at Charles Brown in front of him and seemed to be trying his best to laugh wildly, but he couldn't.

Laughing to death but not laughing to death at all, this should be the state I am talking about.

"Okay, okay, I will agree to whatever you say, right?"

The middle-aged man lowered his head in pain again. He had no choice, never had.

He suddenly remembered a conversation he had with his son.

Young Charlie asked himself: "Dad, can I tell you something?"

"Oh, sure.

What's the matter, son? "

"Well, I heard my mother calling someone, but I didn't know who it was."

"Oh, is that so?"

"They were talking about daddy and they were laughing so hard."

"That's really interesting, isn't it?"

"Yeah, they said you were a joke."

"Um, did she just call me a joke in front of you?"

"Emm, she said that into the phone.

She said this often, once to my face. "

"Ah this...

Your mother shouldn't be like this, don't worry about the child. "

"But dad...

Are you a joke? "

"child...

It's not what it sounds like, you know? "

"Does that mean mom is lying?"

He racked his brains trying to answer his son's question, "Well, that's not how these words are interpreted.

You know.

Maybe sometimes, I just say, maybe. . .I was really, really funny. "

As the memory ended, Charles Brown's eyes lost their sparkle again.

Because kites always move with the wind.

And he. . .

That's the kite man.

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The scene returns to 221 Baker Street again.

On the battlefield filled with smoke, three men sat side by side.

That's Batman, the old hunter and the red hood.

Looking at the battlefield filled with smoke, their expressions were a little complicated.

"Afu, how is the situation now?"

Batman connected to Afu next to the central control computer through the connection in his headset.

“The Gotham Police Department can’t come for the time being, they are being held back by Penguin’s legal team.

According to the comparison of on-site surveillance, a total of four villains escaped.

They are the Scarecrow, the Giver, the Twins and the Deathstroke. "

"Wait, you mean Deathstroke ran away too?"

Damian and the old hunter said this in unison.

"Haha, I think you are right, two young masters."

After all, Damian was originally from the League of Assassins, and Deathstroke also had many connections with the League of Assassins, so the two would naturally dislike each other.

As for why the old hunter is like this?

He just felt that he had too few points in this battle.

But then I thought about it, when he fought, he always fought against villains who had been weakened by Batman.

Moreover, such a powerful man is missing.

With fewer points, it becomes a matter of course.

"I understand all these principles, but why didn't the Joker or the Riddler show up this time?

And if I remember correctly, this plan was supposed to eliminate the Joker camp first. Why are there people from the Riddler? "

Li Fan raised his own question and pointed the finger directly at Batman on the side.

After all, Batman is usually fully prepared, but this time it was obviously over the top, even carrying many special attack items.

Batman was silent for a moment, then suddenly raised his hand and hooked a villain who was trying to escape with a hook, causing him to stumble to the ground.

After confirming that the enemy could not take action again, his deep voice slowly sounded: "Because Charles Brown was captured by the Riddler and betrayed us, and told all the information.

It's just that this time the clown seemed to be unusually cautious and did not take the initiative to show up, which led to this situation. "

Hearing this, Li Fan covered his forehead in pain and rubbed it desperately.

After all, as basically all superheroes know, Batman will never elaborate on his plans.

However, this also leads to the fact that there is not much difference between his teammates and his enemies.

——Either they are all tool people, or they are all idiots.

"I told you not to do this.

You agreed to let me take the lead, but you didn't tell me when the situation changed. Doesn't this make me look ugly? "

"I have my own plan." Batman's speech was still brief.

“But you’re only human.

Tell me, why do you think you can control everything? "

Li Fan questioned Batman because his act of concealing information resulted in the only current leader being lost and the leaders on both sides not being caught.

And now there is no clue at all, so keep pushing forward.

"Because I can.

Because I'm Batman. "

Obviously, Batman was also a little angry because of what he said. He pushed the old hunter away, grabbed his hand that was hit by the wind, and stood up to return to the Batmobile nearby.

Looking at Batman's retreating figure, the old hunter was thinking in his heart.

Because he heard something that he shouldn't have heard.

The symbiote felt the acceleration of his heartbeat, the slight abnormal contraction of his pupils at that moment, the abnormal changes in the blood flow rate in his blood vessels, and the instantaneous secretion of sweat glands all over his body.

Obviously, Batman has begun to gradually lose control.

All his physical features and functions indicated that he was crazy.

It seems that he fell into some kind of torture. According to the usual situation, it should be the clown.

But this time Lifan guessed wrong, because now Batman is trapped in the nightmare of endless reincarnation of his parents' death.

He can see his parents everywhere, and although the meal prepared by Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy did work, it only temporarily suppressed this recurrence.

Because of his morbid psychological problems, he is half mentally ill.

After being stimulated by the gas this time, he no longer had a drug reaction, he was just really crazy.

Li Fan thought about Batman's anomaly and believed that this matter needed long-term consideration.

It's a pity that almost everyone in the Bat Family is loyal to Batman.

and many more?

Having said this, he suddenly looked at the little man beside him.

"I have something to ask you, Damian."

Watching Batman gradually go away, Li Fan directly called out the Robin's real name.

Because he knows that fishing requires a certain amount of bait.