My happy life in a courtyard house with triplets.

Chapter 151: Never underestimate a fart

At the dinner table, Yan Fugui noticed that Zhang Lei wasn't eating much, so he kindly urged him, "Zhang Lei, this food is so good, eat more. If you don't eat, it'll be gone soon."

Seeing Yan Fugui's kind reminder, Zhang Lei smiled and said, "Uncle, let's have some wine first, and then have some cold dishes. It'll taste even better that way."

Zhang Lei thought to himself that since Yan Fugui had kindly reminded him, he should also "kindly" remind him not to eat too much, or he wouldn't be able to handle it later.

Yan Fugui looked at Zhang Lei and said seriously, "What I meant was, eat the food first, then drink the wine. Otherwise, there won't be any food left, and you'll have to eat much less."

Seeing that he couldn't persuade Yan Fugui, Zhang Lei stopped talking and just slowly drank his wine, occasionally picking up a few bites of cold dishes.

Soon, Liu Guangqi and his wife Zhao Qing began toasting at each table, with Uncle Yi Zhonghai leading the way.

Because everyone in the courtyard came to attend the Liu family's wedding, tables were set up in the front, middle, and back yards of the entire courtyard.

Liu Guangqi's family lived in the backyard, so they started from the backyard, toasting each table one by one, all the way to the middle and front yards.

Liu Haizhong watched his son and daughter-in-law toasting from the side, preventing any unexpected situations from arising.

Soon, Liu Guangqi and his wife Zhao Qing arrived at the central courtyard and began toasting.

Meanwhile, Jia Dongxu, who was sitting at the table, was already feeling a bit nauseous.

Because of his broken legs, Jia Dongxu had been bedridden and rarely got to eat such delicious food. With so many dishes today, all prepared by Sha Zhu, Jia Dongxu didn't stand on ceremony. Although his legs were broken, his hands were still intact.

Every time the dishes were served, Jia Dongxu would grab them quickly. Seeing that he was disabled, the people at the table would give way to him, not taking the food from him, and letting him eat as he pleased.

After eating cold dishes, he ate hot dishes, and after eating hot dishes, he ate cold dishes again. Jia Dongxu's stomach was completely stuffed.

Suddenly, there was a "poof" sound.

A loud fart came from under Jia Dongxu's buttocks.

Upon hearing this, the person next to Jia Dongxu moved aside in disgust.

But after the first fart, it started like firecrackers going off, "Puff p ...

Immediately, the smell of farts began to spread from the entire dining table, with Jia Dongxu at the center.

The first to lose their temper were the people flanking Jia Dongxu. They stood up and berated him, saying, "Jia Dongxu, can't you watch yourself? Everyone's having a feast, and you're just going to keep making a racket!"

Jia Dongxu was feeling extremely uncomfortable at this moment. He had been restraining himself and was unable to speak.

As everyone knows, there's a famous saying when you have diarrhea: never trust every fart you're about to pass, because it might be poop.

The person at the table was fanning away the stench in front of them and had already lost their appetite.

Just then, Jia Dongxu suddenly burst out with a "pfft," and froze instantly.

Those nearby heard the noise and wanted to criticize Jia Dongxu, but then a stench hit them, making them gag and speechless.

Liu Guangqi and his wife were toasting when they happened to arrive at this table.

Upon seeing Jia Dongxu's condition, Liu Guangqi froze on the spot, while his wife Zhao Qing frantically backed away, stunned and speechless at the sight of Jia Dongxu.

Just then, someone suddenly shouted, "Something's wrong! Jia Dongxu has diarrhea!"

Upon hearing this, the entire courtroom erupted in chaos. Liu Haizhong, his obese body bulging, rushed over, running so fast he couldn't stop in time and nearly bumped right in front of Jia Dongxu. Just as he stood before Jia Dongxu, about to speak, a pungent, sour stench assaulted his nostrils, causing him to vomit and quickly retreat.

When Liu Haizhong recovered and saw Jia Dongxu's state, he angrily shouted, "Jia Zhangshi! Jia Zhangshi! Get here right now!"

Hearing someone calling from the backyard, Jia Zhangshi ignored it because Dali was still busy putting food on Bang Geng's plate. Someone nudged her and said, "Jia Zhangshi, someone's calling you, didn't you hear?"

Jia Zhangshi said disdainfully, "What are you shouting for? Can't you see I'm eating? Are you trying to trick me and prevent me from eating more rice and vegetables?"

The older woman at the same table also looked at Jia Zhangshi and said, "Jia Zhangshi, someone is indeed calling you. Listen."

Upon hearing this, Jia Zhangshi realized someone was indeed calling her, and immediately retorted angrily, "Who is it? Can't even enjoy a meal properly!"

Jia Zhangshi pressed Banggeng into his seat, picked up the bowl in front of him, and began frantically piling food into it until it was completely full. Only then did she say with relief, "Banggeng, you can eat well here. Grandma will be back in a little while."

Bang Geng nodded, picked up his bowl, and began to shovel rice into his mouth, completely ignoring what Jia Zhangshi was saying.

Then, Jia Zhangshi stormed into the central courtyard, and as soon as she entered, she shouted at the top of her lungs, "Who is it? What do you want? You're interrupting my meal!"

But the words had barely left her mouth when an indescribable stench assaulted her nostrils, nearly knocking her over. She covered her nose and cursed, "Who's the filthy bastard who did this? It stinks so badly, did they poop in the yard?"

Hearing her words, everyone looked at her with strange expressions. Madam Jia Zhang was puzzled as she noticed everyone covering their noses and staring at her.

Liu Haizhong, furious, pointed at her and yelled, "Jia Zhangshi! Are you blind? It's your son! Your son has soiled himself, come and clean him up!"

Upon closer inspection, Jia Zhangshi realized it was indeed her beloved son, Jia Dongxu. She quickly ran towards him, but just as she reached him, Jia Dongxu started farting again, "poof poof poof," like the beating of drums.

The pungent, sour smell instantly made Jia Zhangshi dizzy. She covered her nose and staggered back, nearly fainting. Seeing that even her own mother had been driven away by the stench, everyone else was even more frightened and quickly retreated, afraid of being contaminated by the bad luck.

At this moment, Liu Haizhong looked anxiously at Yi Zhonghai and asked, "Old Yi, what should we do now?"

Yi Zhonghai was also at a loss, frowning as he said, "I don't know what to do either. Jia Dongxu can't move, and in this situation, who dares to go over there?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Haizhong became anxious and said, "Old Yi, you can't say that! Today is my son's wedding day. How can his outburst bring good fortune?"

Yi Zhonghai gave Liu Haizhong a wink and glanced at Jia Zhangshi standing to the side.

Liu Haizhong instantly understood, then pointed at Jia Zhangshi and roared, "Jia Zhangshi! Go and get your son out of here right now!"

With a mournful face, Jia Zhangshi stammered, "I... how am I supposed to get rid of him? He's so big..."

Liu Haizhong was furious and roared, "If you don't get rid of your son, who will? Do you expect me, his uncle, to clean up his mess?"