hotmtlnovel Chapter 369 The Second Attack
Chapter 369 The Second Attack
"Don't panic, what's with that expression, hot mom? I just drank some milk."
I never imagined this body would be so frail, unable to even hold a drop of milk.
Madara Uchiha glanced down and immediately gave an explanation with a blank expression.
In the original story, Madara immediately bit himself after being resurrected, experiencing the exhilaration of pain, making it seem as if he had some kind of peculiar fetish.
Essentially, Madara was simply not used to the state of feeling nothing under the Impure World Reincarnation.
This is even after he has already experienced many world-destroying battles in the original work.
Now, Ban has only stayed in the cabin for a few days in peace, so he is naturally not completely used to it yet.
It could even be said that Madara simply didn't bother to get used to this frail body.
In Madara's view, he would recover his strength sooner or later, and might even reach a higher level.
Adapting his behavior to his frail body only adds another layer of weakness to his mindset.
Therefore, it's normal that Ban didn't realize that milk was leaking from his body.
This is because he deliberately didn't pay attention to the changes in his body.
If Ban were cautious, he could carefully examine his entire body with his eyes every now and then.
In that case, even an unconscious body reborn through the Impure World Reincarnation technique can avoid most abnormalities.
But Madara would never do that; if he did, he wouldn't be himself.
Then it would be a waste that I, Uchiha Madara, am in this position.
Furthermore, the fact that he readily deceived Hashirama into believing that what he was expelling was milk (even though it was indeed milk) shows that although Madara Uchiha himself disdained to adapt to the various mechanisms of the Impure World Reincarnation, he still understood them.
He knew that Hashirama, being a resurrected body through the Impure World Reincarnation, had no sense of smell, so he couldn't see anything unusual.
As expected, Hashirama didn't notice.
"Madara, we're all dead now, we don't need to eat or drink, and Tobirama told me that Edo Tensei people don't have any organs, we don't even have stomachs, so of course this will happen when you drink milk..."
"By the way, Madara, how come I didn't know you liked milk?"
As Hashirama spoke, he looked at Madara Uchiha with suspicion.
He and Ban were childhood sweethearts, growing up together and remaining close friends even as adults.
Does he really not know what Ban likes to eat?
Why do you have this misconception that you know me so well?
Ban remained expressionless.
"Well……"
Hashirama felt hurt by those words and clutched his chest.
"Don't forget, after I faked my death and escaped, I lived much longer than you."
Ban added a sentence.
He felt he still needed to keep Hashirama calm.
If Hashirama is accidentally driven away, then Tobirama will have to take over to tormenting him.
"Oh? Right."
Hashirama, reminded by Madara, realized what was going on and clapped his hands. "Madara, you lived to the end of your life. As an elderly person, it's perfectly reasonable for you to drink some milk to supplement your nutrition."
"It's good that you know."
Madara turned his head away, picked up a book at random, and prepared to learn about the situation in the ninja world.
Hashirama didn't say anything more.
He felt the atmosphere these past few days had been quite nice.
If things can continue like this, then it doesn't matter even if Madara isn't convinced.
The purpose of persuading Madara was simply to get him to join their ranks and assist the new generation of ninjas.
But as things stand now, we don't actually lack another fighting force like Madara.
If Ban doesn't want to join, then he doesn't have to, as long as he doesn't get in the way.
Furthermore, Hashirama discovered that the current frailty of Madara is equivalent to what was previously said: "Break Madara's arms and legs."
Ban started reading.
At first it was fine, but as Madara watched, he became restless, his eyes darting from time to time to Hashirama not far away.
If it weren't for the fact that those reanimated by Edo Tensei don't sweat, he would be drenched in cold sweat right now.
Madara originally thought that as a reanimated being, he had ample time and room for error.
He can follow Hashirama's lead and wear him down, as long as he can achieve his goal.
But after reading these books, Ban felt he needed to speed up his progress.
Tobirama was not the only one who was evil.
That hot mom from Haxi is also harboring malicious intentions!
The book states, "[After the battle at the Valley of the End, Hashirama Senju sealed the Nine-Tails into Mito Uzumaki's body so that he could sense the presence of his former close friend Madara Uchiha when he was about to carve it.]"
What else? [Madara Uchiha's biggest weakness is that he doesn't like people standing behind him. He gets nervous whenever someone stands behind him.]
However, only enthusiastic citizen Hashirama Senju said that removing the character "Zhang" was fine.
Therefore, Hashirama Senju's favorite knowledge at the beginning was Confucianism.
Why do I say "at the beginning"?
As time went on, Hashirama Senju discovered that the true essence of work lies in "a balance of tension and relaxation," "moderation in work and rest," and "work-life balance."
So Hashirama Senju summoned the head of the Hyuga clan and had Madara Uchiha learn the Rotation Technique.
There are too many unofficial historical accounts like this.
Madara Uchiha felt that even if he was under the Infinite Tsukuyomi, he wouldn't be able to imagine such a plot.
But these plot points are not the main focus or the key point.
The key lies in another chilling detail.
—Why did Hashirama deliberately buy these strange books for him to read? Was he trying to hint at something?
and also.
The only one who knows he doesn't like people standing behind him is Hashirama, right?
The fact that this book could fabricate such unofficial history suggests that Hashirama might have been involved in pushing things along.
That's terrifying, absolutely terrifying.
Madara Uchiha was very fortunate that the body he was resurrected with did not have intestines.
Otherwise, with his current frail body, he could be defiled at any time by that hypocritical beast, Hasi Hot Mom.
Even so, Madara felt he couldn't stay any longer.
In the past few days, he tricked Hashirama into revealing a lot of information.
It also includes what happened during the Chunin Exams in Konoha not long ago.
Madara didn't care about the stories of children fighting; what he remembered was that a certain new generation ninja had tried to threaten the inherently evil Tobirama Senju, saying that he wanted to transplant purple arrows into the body resurrected by Edo Tensei.
This new generation looks very promising.
But looking back on this now, Madara finds it terrifying.
The body reborn through the Impure World Reincarnation has no passageway, but that doesn't mean it can't be transplanted!
The inherently evil Tobirama could insert female-sex drugs into his body, and he could also transplant usable organs into his body at any time for his older brother's enjoyment.
Then look at Hashirama, who occasionally lets out a silver laugh.
Sure enough, neither of the brothers had good intentions.
A few more days passed.
Sasuke, the neighbor next door, went out to buy groceries again.
Madara urged Hashirama to leave as well, to go to Amegakure to buy him some new books.
After confirming that both of them had left.
Old Wang next door revealed an evil smile.
This time, he was determined to truly seize the cells of Ashura's chakra reincarnation.