hotmtlnovel Chapter 129 The Man Tianfu Wants to Eat the Most?
Chapter 129 The Man Tianfu Wants to Eat the Most?
Chapter 129 The Man Tianfu Wants to Eat Most? (Seeking Monthly Tickets)
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[Topic: What's the most regrettable thing about Naruto ending?]
[Is there any young brother or older brother like Kakashi who can help me find the author's interview, the one about Neji being Cupid?] 6971 people liked this. Kakashi: "Huh???"
No, that—
Am I mistaken?
People from different timelines all looked at Kakashi.
Kakashi was so embarrassed that Kuku was sweating.
【Holy crap! You mean the kind of guy who's 1.81 meters tall and weighs 67 kilograms?! 】 16397 people thought this was great. The Allied Ninjas craned their necks and stared dumbfounded at the barrage of comments in the sky.
They seemed to understand, but at the same time, they didn't seem to understand.
The female ninjas shyly looked away.
"Those 'all-knowing gods' are way too open! Can they really just say things like that so casually?"
"No, I just want to know why Captain Kakashi has to be used as an example?"
"emmmm....."
"Who knows?"
【哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！长1米81，重量67kg的小兄弟！长见识了长见识了！】34943人觉得很赞【！好特幺好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！】19978人觉得很赞【当前这个议题是不是应该严肃？但是我严肃不了一点儿哈哈哈哈】9712人觉得很赞【虽然我读懂了，他想找个别像迈特凯似的坚果哥，但是噗哈哈哈哈哈】49972人觉得很赞崩坏的木叶中忍考试时间线一一忍界：
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A hard, nut-shaped hanging object?
Might Guy, tears streaming down his face, cried out, "Kakashi! You ungrateful bastard!! I challenge you to a duel!!"
Kakashi panicked, shouting, "No! Wait a minute, Guy!"
Xiao Li cried, "Teacher Kai! You are so resilient!!"
Tian Tian: ".—" How stupid, stay away from them.
Two Konoha Jonin were fighting so hard that pots and pans were smashed.
The powerful ninjas from the Warring States period had never seen such a peaceful duel before, so they all pulled out their mission funds.
Hashirama Senju: "Place your bets! Bet big on Kakashi, bet small on Guy!!"
Tobirama Senju: "Brother! How can you run a gambling den in the village! Give me some leeway!!"
Hashirama Senju retorted, "What's the big deal? Just playing around once in a while, Madara betting on big or small?"
Madara Uchiha didn't even bother with Hashirama Senju; he was too stupid for him to be so rude.
Sarutobi Asuma, who had followed in the footsteps of the First Hokage, chatted idly while smoking a cigarette: "It's all because of these bullet comments. The village is in a state of tension one minute and indulgence the next, causing chaos."
Just now, he saw several comments related to him.
such as:
[When Asma died in battle, the guys in Sichuan must have cried their eyes out, right?] 16791 people liked this. [More than just cried their eyes out! I watch it thirty times every time I'm... you know...] 6791 people liked this. [Wow! Are there really guys from Sichuan here explaining this?] 6494 people liked this. [When I'm... you know... what? I don't understand at all!] 16354 people liked this. [I'm from out of town, I don't understand, what's going on?] 9452 people liked this. [Asma has been ranked in the top ten of the "most desirable men" list in a certain circle in Sichuan for ten consecutive years.] 29679 people liked this. [Muscular, tall, strong, smokes, straight, with a full beard, he's got all the "male chauvinist" buffs!] 34948 people liked this. [Damn! Got it!] [Hahahahahaha] 32971 people think it's great [They really have all the buffs stacked up! They've hit all the XP points of men in a certain circle in Tianfu!] 5674 people think it's great [The man I want to eat the most! I really want to know how Asuma, a straight man, will react after knowing this!] 28751 people think it's great [Kurenai Yuhi never dreamed that her boyfriend wouldn't be coveted by other women, but instead was... hahahahaha] 5991 people think it's great Sarutobi Asuma looked at the comments and took a deep drag on his cigarette: "Why don't you guys look at Obito Uchiha and Kakashi? And Guy and Genma are also fine, they're all single, and I already have a girlfriend."
Kurenai nodded slightly, the worry between her brows indicating that she was still thinking about the news in the previous comments that Asuma would sacrifice himself.
Genma Shiranui, with a senbon dangling from his mouth, leaned against the side and grumbled, "How could anyone actually be as small as a nut?" Those gods must be joking, right? "Besides, I don't have that kind of interest, Asuma."
The resurrected Konoha ninja Might Guy burst into tears, crying like a child: "Guy! You're so strong!! But it's okay! Daddy has a family secret recipe for Epimedium and Deer Antler Wine!! It's guaranteed to cure everything! Everyone who drinks it says it's great!!"
Wearing a strange green bodysuit, he was mistaken for a freak by the surrounding ninjas and instantly retreated ten meters, leaving Might Guy with a mysterious vacuum zone.
[The author's interview is quite long, so I'll just send you the part related to Neji's death.] 9894 people liked this. [Brother Diao is here!!] 6549 people liked this. [My surname isn't Diao, thank you. Author's interview:]
Host: Why was Neji sacrificed in the Fourth Shinobi World War?
The author had decided a long time ago that Naruto and Hinata would be together. Although Hinata liked Naruto, the two still needed a catalyst to bring them closer.
Host: An introduction?
Author: Yes, of course. There was a scene similar to a confession during the battle with Pain, which made Naruto realize that it was a very lucky thing to have Hinata by his side.
Host: Is that good enough?
Author's note: However, Naruto is very oblivious when it comes to emotions, so Neji is needed to act as a Cupid-like figure.
Host: Cupid?
Author: Yes, I had this in mind when I was planning to create Boruto. Boruto and Naruto sound similar, and Boruto also means "screw," as can Neji. So, I wanted him to inherit his uncle's name, thus allowing him to be more free in the Boruto/Neji story.
That concludes the interview with Neji. [6549 people liked this. Fourth Shinobi World War timeline: The Allied Shinobi Forces are deep in thought while watching the comments.]
作者·
The ninja world's understanding is probably that of the people who created their world, right?
They could even be described as the creators of their world.
It can determine the fate of the ninja world on a grand scale, and it can determine the life and death of individuals on a small scale.
"Although I'm very unwilling, it's truly amazing that they were able to build an entire world!"
"It's a pity we can't talk to him, otherwise we could make a wish or something."
"Speaking of making a wish, isn't that the bullet screen wall enough? As long as you answer correctly."
"Alas, our answer so far is completely different from what those people have said."
"Haha, me too, after all, neither of us are Miyo."
"I think I saw a comment before that said whether the ninja world is in chaos or not is up to Konoha to decide."
"Hey, feed us, we're still here—" The Konoha ninjas on the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War were also quite helpless.
Edo Tensei Madara Uchiha is still unable to move, but he and Obito share a similar thought at this moment—
Whether it's the person who created their world or the mastermind behind this barrage of comments, as long as they can be controlled and allowed to change the ninja world's system and future direction, wouldn't there be no enemies and could there be lasting peace?
1T1
Chunin Exams Timeline —
Hinata knelt in the Japanese-style room of the Hyuga main family, her hands gripping her trousers tightly, and her voice trembled as she apologized to Hyuga Neji: "I'm sorry, Neji-nii-san, I..."
Hyuga Neji's face was grim. Although his father had been resurrected and he knew that everything was different from what he had initially thought, without experiencing the battle with Naruto and immediately knowing the cause of his future death, Hyuga Neji's state could never be the same as Neji's in the normal timeline.
Meanwhile, Kushina, who was helping Naruto move with Minato, saw these comments and became very worried about her girl named Hinata Hyuga. She told Minato that she wanted to find an opportunity to visit her.
At this time, Naruto was not yet 13 years old, and his only thought about Hinata was that his future wife was actually that coward?! She seemed quite different from his mother? But he didn't seem much like his father either.
And Naruto only found out a few hours ago that the coward didn't actually hate or fear him.
Minato poked his head out, carrying a large box of ramen. "That little girl and Naruto are only 12 years old. Isn't it a bit too early for them to get engaged now?"
Kushina retorted angrily, "Who said we were going to get engaged! The comments are saying Neji sacrificed himself to save Naruto and Hinata. Even if we don't visit Hinata, we should at least visit Neji's house!!"
Kushina shook the feather duster in her hand, "You men are far from being good enough in this regard! Hinata must be in a very difficult situation right now."
So of course we have to take Naruto there to see them, just so he can make friends with Hinata and Neji early on! Besides—”
Minato Namikaze asked, bewildered, "Say it again?"
Kushina smiled happily and said, "Didn't we get together back when we were still in ninja academy?"
Minato Namikaze's cheeks flushed slightly. "Well, that seems to be true."
Naruto stood behind the two of them, thinking: So this is what it feels like to have my mom and dad around. He was still completely bewildered.
Because all the Hokage of all generations have been resurrected, it is said that this is due to the high execution rate of the Second Hokage and the Fourth Hokage's father. In just a few hours, most of the work has been assigned and is being carried out.
The Third Hokage retired and did nothing, and was later reinstated by the Fourth Hokage, with the Second Hokage personally assisting him as Hokage.
However, these are all things to be discussed later. Naruto's current house is too small to accommodate Minato Namikaze and Kushina's family of three living together.
They got back the mission money that once belonged to Minato and Kushina, and also received a new house in a great location.
Minato Namikaze uses his Shadow Clone Jutsu here, along with Kushina, to help Naruto move.
"Naruto!!" Kushina's angry voice startled Naruto.
But the next moment, Kushina hugged him tightly, her thick nasal voice full of tenderness: "I told you to eat properly, but the cupboard is full of ramen, and the refrigerator is full of expired milk. The clothes in the bathroom haven't been washed for days. I don't even know if you've been sleeping on time. You can't even tell if it's a friend or love. You're such a child—"
Kushina's mood changed very quickly. One second she was feeling sorry for Naruto, and the next she was raising her fist and saying that she must have a heart-to-heart talk with the Third Hokage later!
Minato stood by awkwardly laughing; he certainly wouldn't dare stop Kushina in this matter.
Kushina was still rambling on about demanding an explanation from the Third Hokage when Naruto, finally realizing what was happening, hugged her tightly.
He cried and nuzzled against Kushina with his golden head, making Minato Namikaze and Kushina feel both bittersweet and tender.
In the Land of Waves 2.0 timeline, Hyuga Neji, who has become the first Jonin among the "Twelve Konoha" in Konoha, has a completely different mindset than when he was a child. So when he sees the content in these comments, he goes to the Hyuga main family mansion to comfort Hinata first.
Hinata, just like when she was a child, was filled with guilt and at a loss.
She really likes Naruto.
But if she had to trade Neji's life for the chance to be with Naruto, she would rather stay as she is now, silently watching over Naruto and silently liking him, regardless of who he ends up with in the future.
Hinata Hyuga said that seeing Naruto happy is enough for her.
Even if he wanted to be with Sasuke, I would silently wish them well.
Neji Hyuga:
"....—".
Hyuga Neji looked horrified. "Hinata-sama! Do you know what you're saying?!"
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Because of the comments, Hinata believed the lies of those all-knowing gods and thought that Sasuke and Naruto not being together was the biggest regret.
Meanwhile, far away in the Land of Waves, Uchiha Sasuke really wanted to sneeze, but in front of his family and so many clansmen, the idol-like Sasuke held it in.
His wish was for all the Uchiha clan members who had ever existed since the Nine-Tails' attack to appear before Uchiha Sasuke.
Therefore, Itachi and Obito, who were already alive, as well as the Uchiha clan members who were later resurrected, all appeared beside Sasuke Uchiha in the Land of Waves.
They had naturally seen the comments on the previous topic as well.
At the same time, it was precisely because he appeared not long ago that the topic of discussion in the comments began to be this issue, which prevented him from having the opportunity to fight with the resurrected Uchiha, as well as Uchiha Sasuke and Uchiha Itachi.
However, it's possible that because Obito Uchiha represents Sasuke Uchiha's wish in this timeline, Obito from this timeline wasn't included in the issue options.
Although he wasn't asked to answer any questions.
However, the barrage of comments was enough to make him die again and again.
It also made him realize that everything was Madara and Black Zetsu's plan, and that he, Obito Uchiha, was a fool who was sold out and even helped the seller count the money!
Moreover, in order to help the true culprit, he committed countless evil deeds, including summoning the Nine-Tails to destroy the village, killing his master and mistress, massacring his own clan, and then there was the Akatsuki incident, and the killing of Itachi's comrades—the list goes on and on.
At this moment, no one in the Uchiha clan would sympathize with him; they would only think he was too stupid and naive.
As a result, Obito Uchiha later simply hid away, like a coward unwilling to face reality.
As soon as he left, Itachi Uchiha immediately became the target of everyone's anger.
With the masked man's identity exposed, Itachi no longer needed to maintain his double agent persona.
Sasuke also learned through the comments that Danzo Shimura had used him to threaten Itachi, the Uchiha's reputation in Konoha, and that the Uchiha had once planned a coup. It was Obito Uchiha who caused Konoha to suspect the Uchiha.
The relationship is so complex that it's impossible to determine which side is guilty and which is innocent.
But one thing is clear—
Including him, none of the Uchiha clan members were prepared to return to Konoha Village.