hotmtlnovel Chapter 1193: Burning Brother's Head, Happy Girlfriend's Angry
Chapter 1193: Burning Brother's Head, Happy Girlfriend's Angry
Ye Feng threw out the Poké Ball with red eyes: "Charizard!"
A red light flashed, and the Charizard landed with a bang.
It turned around and saw the Lizard King carrying Ye Feng. It was stunned at first, but immediately turned around after hearing the trainer's roar, and hit the Lizard King's chest with its flaming fist.
The Lizard King groaned and slammed into the wall, his chest burning and smoking.
"Charizard, break the door! Spray flames inside!" Ye Feng roared and pointed at the bedroom.
"Wait! Don't—"
Su Su reached out to stop him, but he suddenly pulled her into his arms.
His sweaty palms clasped the back of her neck, his hot lips pressed down heavily, and his tongue tip pried open her teeth, blocking out all screams.
She struggled a few times before she fell limp in his arms. She could only hold the hem of his shirt and let him kiss her until she felt dizzy.
"Xiao Su, you are mine."
When he let go of her, his Adam's apple rolled, his thumb stroking her swollen lips, his eyes filled with an almost paranoid possessiveness, "No one can take you away from me."
"boom--"
The Charizard's giant claws tore open the locked door, and orange-red jets of flame swept in.
Amid the violent explosion, the bedroom curtains burst into flames, but the moment the flames touched the bed, colorful paper and...
An afro?
"...?"
Ye Feng was stunned, "Xiao Linzi? Sister Yaoyao? And Mi Yu? Why are you here?"
Lin Yi subconsciously threw himself in front of Ruan Yaoyao and Mi Yu, his whole body smoking. With trembling fingertips, he touched his afro and took out his cell phone to turn on the front camera.
A charcoal-black face was reflected on the screen, with the ends of its eyebrows burnt and curled into a crisp.
"..."
(╬◣д◢)
The air froze for three seconds.
"Ye - Feng -"
Lin Yi squeezed out his name from between his teeth, his back teeth clenched and the veins on his forehead bulged like earthworms.
"Damn it - I made this hairstyle specially! Blazing Roaring Tiger! Kill him for me -"
……
“Ahhhh——Xiao Linzi, I was so wrong!!”
Ye Feng's screams like a pig being slaughtered pierced the ceiling, but Lin Yi turned a deaf ear to him. He put his knee on his back and grabbed one of his legs like he was holding a piglet.
Ye Feng was seen lying on the carpet with a bruised face and nose. His newly bought trendy brand sweatshirt was torn into a shoulder-exposed outfit, and his hairstyle was even more explosive than a buffalo with an afro.
"So you went crazy and burned the house down because you mistakenly thought Xiao Su was cheating on you?"
Ruan Yaoyao squatted in front of him with her arms folded and poked his dark eye sockets with her fingertips.
Ye Feng nodded with a sad face, his nose still stained with dust: "She didn't tell me there was someone else at home, and she even blocked the door and wouldn't let me in... Anyone would think of something wrong!"
"Lin Yi, work harder." Ruan Yaoyao raised her eyebrows.
"receive."
Lin Yi grabbed Ye Feng's ankle expressionlessly and pulled him back violently, causing him to let out a hoarse wail.
"That's enough, let him go."
Su Su couldn't bear to watch it any longer and pulled at Lin Yi's burnt sleeve.
"This is not over yet."
Lin Yi pointed at her afro with red eyes. The ends of her hair were still emitting sparks. "From childhood to adulthood, I have never suffered such injustice!!"
"Click."
A crisp shutter sound was heard.
Everyone turned around and saw Mi Yu holding up his phone with the camera pointed at Lin Yi's towering curly hair. The preview image on the screen accurately captured his distorted expression.
"Sorry, I forgot to turn off the shutter sound."
Seeing Lin Yi looking at her, Ruan Yaoyao nodded apologetically, and when she was done, she took another photo.
"Do I care about the sound?! Delete it! Delete the photo for me right now!!"
Lin Yi's forehead was throbbing with anger, but Ye Feng suddenly pulled at his burnt trouser leg and cried out:
"It's not my fault! You were the one who asked me to come to Xiaosu's house!"
"Bullshit! There are still seventeen minutes left to complete the arrangement. Even if you ride a rocket the whole time, you can't—"
"I came here on a Charizard."
"Forehead?!"
Lin Yi turned his head suddenly and stared at the Charizard who was hiding in the corner and pretending to be a quail: "Where did you get your driver's license?"
"I just got it yesterday, and I even posted a nine-square grid on my Moments!"
Ye Feng stiffened his neck and yelled, "Didn't you see it?"
"..."
Lin Yi turned his head slowly, his eyes swept across Ruan Yaoyao and Mi Yu's faces.
"last night……"
Lin Yi's Adam's apple rolled, and he raised his hand to rub his frizzy hair, "I'm a little busy."
The two girls immediately turned their heads away with red faces. The former pretended to study the clock on the wall, while the latter lowered her head and frantically poked at the screen of her mobile phone.
Lin Yi sighed and let go of his hand. Ye Feng staggered forward and was quickly caught by Su Su.
She poked his waist with her fingertips, the ends of her hair still stained with colored paper from her struggle just now: "I let you get jealous, now you know how powerful you are?"
"There will definitely not be a next time!"
Ye Feng nodded hurriedly, rubbing his twisted red arm and looking at the scattered colored paper and candles in the bedroom.
"So whose birthday is today? Mi Yu?"
He remembered that Lin Yi's birthday was still a while ago, and Ruan Yaoyao and Su Su's had just celebrated theirs, so he could only guess that it was this girl he wasn't very familiar with.
The room suddenly became so quiet that one could hear the ticking of the clock on the wall.
Everyone turned to look at him, their eyes clearly showing "How did this guy survive to this day?"
"Ye Feng, are you crazy? I remember you used to be very smart."
Lin Yi rubbed his temple. "It's a mystery to the world that you can woo Xiao Su with your emotional intelligence."
"Ah?" Ye Feng blinked blankly, "Whose birthday is it?"
"your!"
Su Su laughed and pulled out a beautifully wrapped gift box from under the sofa. The ribbon was stained with the claw marks of the Lizard King.
"We secretly prepared it for the whole afternoon, but you set fire to half the house - the flames from the fire-breathing dragon almost burned the cake to charcoal!"
Ye Feng was stunned and his pupils dilated slightly.
Three seconds later, he slapped his forehead, and the tips of his ears quickly turned red:
"Oh my god... I even forgot my birthday. My parents were sending red envelopes in the family group this morning, and I actually thought they were congratulating me on getting my driver's license!"
The Lizard King poked his head out of the kitchen at the right moment, holding a burnt cake in his claws. The "Happy Birthday" candle on it was only half burned out, and wisps of green smoke were coming out.
Ye Feng looked at the miserable scene, then at Lin Yi's afro, and suddenly burst out laughing. Su Su grabbed his waist and punched him:
"Still laughing! Compensate me for the new curtains!"
Ye Feng looked at Su Su's angry face, and hurriedly put his hands around her waist, gently rubbing her red earlobe with his fingertips:
"Apology, compensation, compensation. Tomorrow I will go pick out the most expensive velvet curtains for you, and buy ten cans of canned fruit for the Lizard King to make amends. Of course, Xiao Linzi, you also -"
Before he could finish his words, Lin Yi glared at him.
"Stop."
Lin Yi rubbed the back of his neck which was burning with pain.
Ruan Yaoyao held back her laughter as she opened the cake box, revealing the intact strawberry mousse inside. It was obvious that the Lizard King had protected it with its leaves so that no one else would be affected.
Lin Yi suddenly remembered that today was Ye Feng’s birthday, so he even took a leave of absence from training and immediately went home to make strawberry mousse for Ye Feng.
In fact, Lin Yi also wanted to make that cake, but Su Su had already bought it, so he had to give up.
Ye Feng's family has no habit of celebrating birthdays. In the past, Lin Yi and others celebrated Ye Feng's birthday, and this year is no exception.
After discussing it, they decided to give Ye Feng a surprise. Unexpectedly...
Ruan Yaoyao cut off a piece and handed it over. Just as Ye Feng was about to take it, he saw Mi Yu suddenly raised his cell phone, with the camera aimed precisely at his bruised and battered appearance.
"What are you shooting?" He covered his face subconsciously.
“Shoot the material.”
Mi Yu scrolled through the album and pulled out dozens of photos: a close-up of Lin Yi's afro, a fire-breathing dragon with colored paper on its face, the funny look of the lizard king holding a burnt cake, and even Su Su's panicked expression when she was pulled into his arms.
"These are enough to edit a vlog of 'The Disaster Birthday Party of a Stupid Couple and Their Bad Friends'. I've even thought of a title - 'About the Time I Almost Burned My Brother to Death at His Birthday Party'."
Su Su choked when she heard this, and cake crumbs sprayed all over Ye Feng's shirt.
He hurriedly pulled out the tissue, but suddenly stopped when he wiped the corner of her mouth.
In the warm yellow candlelight, the ends of her hair were stained with colored paper, and her eyes were curved into crescents, more vivid and bright than ever in her memory.
"Xiao Su, you are so beautiful..."
"How fucking corny."
Lin Yi rolled his eyes and interrupted, but when Ye Feng took out his phone, he suddenly became alert, "What are you doing?"
"Post it on WeChat Moments."
Ye Feng showed the screen. The latest photo in the album was of five people, one dragon and one lizard huddled in a charred bedroom.
Lin Yi's afro and the flaming tail of the fire-breathing dragon echoed each other in the distance. Su Su was holding a half-eaten cake in her hand, with cream on her face.
"The caption was 'Thank you brothers for helping me unlock a new birthday achievement: burning my brother's head, and getting my girlfriend's anger'."
"Ye Feng!"
Amid the wailing, there was a low laugh.
It is dark outside the window, and someone's Pokémon is crying under the moon. This night full of smoke and farce will eventually become the sweetest wine in memory.